I'm not gonna lie. I SOMETIMES find pleasure in other peoples misery. Nothing makes me feel more blessed than opening the Thursday paper and discovering the douche from high school who bullied me got his 5th DWI. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Him and his dad need to carpool to... Continue Reading →
I have always been afraid of getting my wisdom teeth out. Not because of the pain, but because of the stupid ass shit I would say after. Would I tell my doctor and mother about the time I witnessed a murder but fled the scene because Real Housewives was on? Or would I just make... Continue Reading →
I love the show Catfish. Its make me giggle to see people act like idiots then be shocked when their "online lover" is actually a 60 year old man. DO SOME RESEARCH! Facetime his ass, its not that hard. There is ZERO excuses to be Catfished in today's social media climate. EVERYONE has a social... Continue Reading →
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
I am SO over big businesses being so predatory with their "additional" fees, its so SCUMMY! I got kids to feed damn it. Before we paid a simple bill, THAT WE UNDERSTOOD. $25 for the phone line, $15 for texting and $10 in taxes. Now we have all these random fees left and right from... Continue Reading →
I just get so jaw dropped when I see the level of stupidity in America's youth. We're SUPPOSED to be the future and we out here driving around with blind folds on the Thruway doing the Bird Box challenge, y'all are really dumb FOR REAL. We have so much technology and information at our fingertips,... Continue Reading →
Unless you are friends with some old ass people who have memory issues, your friends didn't forget to invite you to painting with a twist, they just don't fucks with you anymore. That lack of invite is called SHADE. Think about what YOU did to be in this situation. I'm over people saying "Oh I... Continue Reading →
Little Women is the franchise everyone will learn to love. From LA to my fav Atlanta, these mini hoes got it all. Home girls may be small but they got more drama than my lengthy ass girlies and that's hard to do. These girls give me LIFE, okay well only Miss Juicy, but still I... Continue Reading →
When I meet new people, I may look young and naive but I ain't. Behind this flawless face there is a lowkey sociopath. I am ALWAYS calculating my next moves and deciding if I should trust you or end you. Don't mistake my silence for weakness, I am testing and judging the hell out of... Continue Reading →
