Every time I look over and see how bomb and flawless my baby girl looks, I think of all the other people who need to hear of her success story. Saying you can't lose weight because "You're big boned" is fake news. We used to think the same about my Queen but then she discovered... Continue Reading →
The day after tax season was supposed to be a day of Rest and Retreat, not a day of wondering WTF is going on with America's Sweetheart, Britney Spears. The story of Britney goes back to 2008 after her public meltdown. Working everyday since your early teens has GOT to be draining. Girl started on... Continue Reading →
Why is America so afraid of its secrets coming out? What do y'all have to hide? Is it that the CIA really killed JFK. Or that y'all killed mad foreign leaders because they threatened American businesses profits. Or that you know who my real dad is. Either way, I don't know what is it but... Continue Reading →
Can people start respecting their elders like Jesus Christ who raised you? Satan? What farm are you from? I love old people. I find them adorable and their gossip soooo juicy. This is why I always hang out at nursing homes aka sugar daddy central. I get the scoop on the great depression and make... Continue Reading →
I've been bottling up my inner feelings on Doggygate for too long. I was hoping, MAYBE just MAYBE there would be some crazy smoking gun that shows my forever Queen Lisa Vanderpump, who's worth MILLIONS is a master manipulator on the side for fun. Home girl has THREE restaurants AND was building her new Vegas... Continue Reading →
I really gotta stop tuning out my girlies and start listening to the nonsense they are saying. Because if I don't, they gonna end up on the Shade Room being called a racist. I don't know if they are just uneducated or maybe subtle racism turns them on, either way this shit needs to end!... Continue Reading →
I am SO over seeing cute ass mums with rude ass baby daddy's. No wonder they spend all their time watching Hallmark RomComs and Christmas movies. Because they are so uphappy with their own lives! Their mans is so fucking nasty with his bitter ass attitude, it's gotta be draining. He never wants to take... Continue Reading →
Can I just worship Jesus Christ, my Lord and sassy savor in peace? No, because my girlies have to blow my phone up begging me to pick them up from the Super 8 motel. I like to wake up, immediately throw up to cleanse myself from the night before then hit up my local church... Continue Reading →
Anyone who is surprised at this College Admission Cheating scandal or how only 7 out of 800 black kids got into a elite NYC school needs a smack. I knew shit was corrupt back in elementary school, why didn't you. Y'all need glasses? We went on a field trip to a city school to gawk... Continue Reading →
