Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
After watching Addams Family Values, I always wanted to go to summer camp. I envisioned myself as the mean rich bitch at camp, bossing all the peasants around because MY DADDDDDYY DONATED THE NEW BOAT LAUNCH. But sadly the only camps I went to was Circus camp where one would think I would shine but... Continue Reading →
Last Saturday my girlies and I went downtown. I knew it was gonna be a wack ass night because they invited their boyfriends without my permission. But I put on a brave face anyways and ATTEMPTED to have a good time. At least have the common decency to give me a heads up, what part... Continue Reading →
I am so over big business acting like they are champions for gay rights because they slap a rainbow on their logos, boy bye! Stop acting like 5 years ago half of you didn't even acknowledge gay people. Or worse openly discriminate against them. All over Social Media these companies are tweeting "Yass queen show... Continue Reading →
New York plays way to much. Instead of legalizing weed and getting a shit ton of tax revenue from it, thus reviving our failing city schools. Cuomo would rather us be a welfare heroin nation to protect his buddies at the pharmaceutical industries. When I was in California it was a stoners heaven. Weed delivery... Continue Reading →
Can you wanna be bad ass suburban girlies give your mom a break? She doesn't bust her ass at work WHILE GETTING HER MASTERS, to come home and deal with your bullshit. You think her ass wants to come home and deal with you being a deadbeat, lowlife while your trash bag boyfriend is hiding... Continue Reading →
Like can my desperate friend and I ever catch a break? One day its a hep C scare that was actually eczema the next its an alert her ex was released from prison. Like does God want her dead? Let me backtrack, before the parole hearing. My girlie met this deadbeat at the gas station,... Continue Reading →
I was recently blessed with a once in a lifetime opportunity. To move on from being the sugar baby to being the sugar mama. Every side hoe's dream. Randy, my FORMER sugar daddy's wife passed away....... meaning we sent her to the worse nursing home we could find. Karma for throwing wine all over my... Continue Reading →
