Besides watching TT workout, the only thing that makes me moist is a bombass HoneyBaked Ham. God truly blessed the earth when he created ham but then decided to be even sassier by adding honey and brown sugar to it. I was first acquainted with Gods meat as a young lad. My mum took... Continue Reading →
Something this big should go in a smaller-middle America city. This could of revitalized the parts of America still suffering by the recession. But instead we made New York City even richer and allowed Amazon to open a congressional glory hole
It always amuses me to see how people handle being cheated on. Do they dump the deadbeat and pull a How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Or do they look dumb as fuck by getting back with the dude and forever getting hostile when you see the side hoe. You look dumb BITCH! Doing his... Continue Reading →
I'm all about having a bomb ass attitude to all. If I know you, my ass gonna scream "heyyyyy girl hey". Even if I haven't seen you in years, I'mma still make you feel REAL special. So when I don't get the same in return, but instead a nasty ass cold shoulder. Imma forever remember... Continue Reading →
Why can't my girlies call me and say, "Daddy I fell in love, he's a doctor and his family is loaded I'm so happy lets go to Ibiza". I wish. Instead I get calls like, "I found out he has a kid", or "He didnt text me back cause he got locked up" or my... Continue Reading →
I know this may offend a group of people who think the world is on fire. But I'm honestly OVER people and to keep it real, mostly celebrities, shoving it down our throats who they are voting for. Unless I ask you, don't tell me. Y'all being beyond annoying at this point. I seriously don't... Continue Reading →
I don't know if this statement is considered racist BUT, has anyone noticed that when its comes to cigarettes, Newports and the black community go hand and hand. They're like Sister Sister. I legit have never seen a black person smoke anything other than Newports. No Marlboro Red 100s or Virginia Slims, just the good... Continue Reading →
I am so shook & truly confused on who the hell my homegirl thought she was last night. She asked me, no she begged me to get a drink with her. She found out her tinder mans has a kid so she was thirsty to drink it off I guess? Karma really is a bitch.... Continue Reading →
I was 16 when I was first sent to St. Kevin's School for Wayward Homos. This was after my father walked in on me watching "Sex and the City" thus causing his need to beat my ass while screaming, "No son of MY will ever be a Miranda". Dad, everyone knows I'm a Samantha. As the... Continue Reading →
