Celine Dion and I go wayyy back. She was basically my second mother growing up. When my parents were too busy at the bar, Celine sang me to sleep. My mom had all her CD's and played them on repeat, so naturally I became obsessed with my Canadian goddess. Her voice is like no other... Continue Reading →
Harry Potter and the shitty spinoffs
I am just downright confused at what the hell J. K. Rowling and Warner Brothers was thinking after the last Harry Potter film premiered. Y'all should of taken a year off, relaxed, had a Titos butter beer and gathered your thoughts and ideas on where this franchise can go next. Instead y'all rushed into it... Continue Reading →
No Box November
A lot of dudes and feminists are doing no shave and/or no nut November but not me, I'm an original ass bitch. Plus if I don't shave I look like a sex offender. So I'm doing something a little but more catholic, and more impactful: no box November. For the whole month of November I... Continue Reading →
Kanye and I accepted Jesus Christ as our lord and savor…. so when the hell will YOU?!
I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
Can American Companies stop bending over and being China’s Bitch?
I am beyond over American Companies legit taking it up the ass by China. Are we that pussy whipped by money? I understand y'all want that China market so bad, but is standing by why people are being kidnapped, murdered and their civil liberties are being taking away really worth it? I THINK NOT! America... Continue Reading →
How Hollywood treated Judy Garland got me fucked up, square up bitches
Like all rainbow sinners, I too do love me some Judy Garland. Baby girl was the OG bad bitch of Hollywood. They forced her to live this cute cookie cutter lifestyle that was a fraud. Everything she did from what she wore to who she dated was dictated by the owner of MGM, Louis B... Continue Reading →
Why is a mobile food stamps truck advertising on Facebook?
I was stalking trash bags on Facebook the other day when I saw an AD for "Snap Grocery Truck Syracuse". I honestly thought it was a joke, so for a quick giggle I clicked on it. But nah this ain't no joke, there is literally a Food Stamps Truck that drives around Syracuse and delivers... Continue Reading →
My baby girl has a big ass heart, take notes bitches
Normally I write about my baby girls getting scammed by Nigerians, going back to cheating boyfriends and how to clear up their 10th BV outbreak. So when I was able to write about something AMAZING and unselfish that one of my baby girls did I was beyond ecstatic. My unselfish princess name is Shawna and... Continue Reading →
Wanted: A house where people died for my dark and spooky birthday party!
I, for one, am NOT a fan of birthdays. Another year older means another year of wrinkles and broke bitches. BUT I do love a day all about me. Even thou lets be real I make every day about me. A day about me is a day without fleas. That's what TT always tells me.... Continue Reading →
Do I leave Syracuse behind to chase my dreams or do I stay and knock up TT?
This last weekend I was at the Cardi B concert at the Lakeview Amphitheater. It was an AMAZING time of twerking, drinking and making my father ashamed of me once again. I expected to make memories, maybe even blackout, but NEVER in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would be offered an amazing opportunity... Continue Reading →