My skinny minnie co-worker wrongly thought this years Valentines Day will consist of her eating Ice Cream while crying herself to sleep again. BOY WAS SHE WRONG. Her new bumble mystery mans surprised her at work with a Valentines Day miracle. She STILL waiting on gifts her past boyfriends promised her but "lost". Show me... Continue Reading →
I am trying this new thing where I stop and wait for all the facts to come forward before I give my opinion on an issue that has gone viral. Prime example of why is the Covington Catholic High School boys incident. At first I thought these boys went out of their way to be... Continue Reading →
I always get random calls. May it be from one of my girlies asking me if its cool their new mans live with their baby mama(its not). Or one of my baby girls with a tax question that turns into me having to tell them their fiancé is an illegal immigrant and that's why he... Continue Reading →
I come into work every day no matter rain or shine with a bomb ass attitude. Always singing a tune (on key of course) and/or cracking jokes about my moms new boyfriend. I NEVER allow my personal life to leech into my work attitude. It's SO extra. That happened once on the anniversary of Whitney... Continue Reading →
Have you ever wondered why mad Syracuse girlies ALWAYS look type CUTE but only work 10 hours a week? How can they afford Fashion Nova and Eyelashes now, when less than a year ago they couldn't afford plan b. I've always wonder the same but learned to mind my own cause they were buying me... Continue Reading →
As we all know I'm obsessed with my amazing body. Yes I'm super skinny and yes I look like a Syrian Refugee but still, it's like hot. HOWEVER I do still have a few things I would change. Like flatten my nostrils or lift up my eyebrows or lift back my forehead but those are... Continue Reading →
Every morning on my way to work I listen to NPR to get a recap of the daily news. There is nothing more soothing than listening to the news in a mono toned voice. Today as I was listening I felt like I went back in time to the 1940's after I heard there was... Continue Reading →
I had a feeling my tax refund would be less than last years but a whole $400 less? So rude. Papi Trump WHY! I made way more in 2018 and compared to 2017 so I thought I could at least afford a new fur wrap and a Chanel necklace. But now I can only afford... Continue Reading →
I'm not gonna lie. I SOMETIMES find pleasure in other peoples misery. Nothing makes me feel more blessed than opening the Thursday paper and discovering the douche from high school who bullied me got his 5th DWI. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Him and his dad need to carpool to... Continue Reading →
