This past weekend a close homie called me a fag and his friend called him out saying you can’t say that dude. Okay that’s what pisses me off, not the word, but when someone makes a scene about it. Unless you’re buying me dinner, DONT defend me. I’m a big boy, I can hold my own. You are NOT my knight in khakis and vineyard vines armor.
You think I’m a baby back bitch who gets offended at a word? Boy bye! A. the word fag is honestly a fun word to say. B. Didn’t you know he bought the official “Fag pass” from the SirDutches.com gift shop? An annual pass to use the word fag in any situation. Someone calls you out? Whip out that bad boy and say slow your role SJW, daddy gave me permission.
The word faggot to some is offensive towards gay people, to me it’s a way to describe someone’s who hella annoying. This word doesn’t just apply to gay people, I know mad straight fags. When someone cuts you off on the road, fag. When your dealer shorts you a gram, fag. When your teacher doesn’t round your 64 to a 65, total fag. See anyone can be a fag.
Stop being dramatic and saying it’s offensive towards gays. That’s bull. When you give a word power, it allows people to use it against you. I used to get so pissed when people called me that then I realized why…. it’s just 6 letters, it’s not like I’m getting stabbed. Someone once said well it’s like the gay N word. Umm no lmao now I’M offended.
The n word has history behind it, a cruel and violent history. Yeah gay people have been murdered for being gay but let’s be realistic, it’s not like we were ever slaves. Let’s be real we are wayyyy too lazy for that. Okay a timeline where gays were slaves instead of Africans would be beyond funny. No cotton would be picked but you know the dances and outfits would be fierce.
In my world not all gays are fags. I separate the gay community into fags and hags. A fag is a fucking annoying gay and a hag is a hood ass gay. As a hag, I smoke blunts, listen to rap and watch 50 Cent’s Power. A fag are those booty shorts wearing, crop top looking ass boys that are so extra. Headache city. They’re fun for like 5 minutes, then you get over it quick.
So next time someone calls you a fag, embrace that shit. Say, “I know thanks to your dad” or “did I find you on Grindr last week”. Give that sass right back, never get offended, it shows weakness. If people smell weakness they will forever use you as a punching bag, daddy ain’t no punching bag, I get my homies to do the punching.
Xoxo the gay n word, still shaking my head at that one
Sir Dutches 
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