Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
Can you wanna be bad ass suburban girlies give your mom a break? She doesn't bust her ass at work WHILE GETTING HER MASTERS, to come home and deal with your bullshit. You think her ass wants to come home and deal with you being a deadbeat, lowlife while your trash bag boyfriend is hiding... Continue Reading →
Like can my desperate friend and I ever catch a break? One day its a hep C scare that was actually eczema the next its an alert her ex was released from prison. Like does God want her dead? Let me backtrack, before the parole hearing. My girlie met this deadbeat at the gas station,... Continue Reading →
As someone who's been in trouble a lot because the cops find me more important then finding that missing girl, you have to know the in's and out's of the legal system. Meaning, spend a shit ton of money on a lawyer, write a letter to the District Attorney and hope for the best or... Continue Reading →
Can people start respecting their elders like Jesus Christ who raised you? Satan? What farm are you from? I love old people. I find them adorable and their gossip soooo juicy. This is why I always hang out at nursing homes aka sugar daddy central. I get the scoop on the great depression and make... Continue Reading →
Unless you are friends with some old ass people who have memory issues, your friends didn't forget to invite you to painting with a twist, they just don't fucks with you anymore. That lack of invite is called SHADE. Think about what YOU did to be in this situation. I'm over people saying "Oh I... Continue Reading →
When I meet new people, I may look young and naive but I ain't. Behind this flawless face there is a lowkey sociopath. I am ALWAYS calculating my next moves and deciding if I should trust you or end you. Don't mistake my silence for weakness, I am testing and judging the hell out of... Continue Reading →
When I go downtown I don't mean to stand out but some how little old me does. May it be from a sassy cardigan I'm wearing over my shoulders, or my hair just be on fleek or lately because Mama Dutches has been passed out on the bar floor so I have to drag her... Continue Reading →
I truly feel bad for my baby girl. First it was someone keying her car saying "cum dumpster", which she can't fix till the insurance check comes in. So yeah she's driving around looking like a dumb ass. Then it was the anonymous emails of her nudes. Now it's her being fired because her mans secret... Continue Reading →
I really need to learn to keep my opinions to myself. Yeah my opinion is always right and in the end my baby girls realize that. But I'm too old & grown to be feeling a type of way of who my girlies date. If they ain't blowing me, it doesn't involve me. Yeah these... Continue Reading →
Sir Dutches 