Celine Dion and I go wayyy back. She was basically my second mother growing up. When my parents were too busy at the bar, Celine sang me to sleep. My mom had all her CD's and played them on repeat, so naturally I became obsessed with my Canadian goddess. Her voice is like no other... Continue Reading →
I am just downright confused at what the hell J. K. Rowling and Warner Brothers was thinking after the last Harry Potter film premiered. Y'all should of taken a year off, relaxed, had a Titos butter beer and gathered your thoughts and ideas on where this franchise can go next. Instead y'all rushed into it... Continue Reading →
I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
Like all rainbow sinners, I too do love me some Judy Garland. Baby girl was the OG bad bitch of Hollywood. They forced her to live this cute cookie cutter lifestyle that was a fraud. Everything she did from what she wore to who she dated was dictated by the owner of MGM, Louis B... Continue Reading →
I've been using the Apple Card for about two weeks now and Papi likes. The actual card is made of a sexy titanium that is thick like a bitch. The front has only your name sketched in with the apple logo to the top left. Very Wee Wee. There is no card numbers on the... Continue Reading →
I live for a good Documentary about injustice, not just because they are hella addicting. But because they show the corruption we STILL have in our legal system. Don't get me wrong, America has one of the best legal systems in the world. In China if they say you are guilty, your ass is guilty,... Continue Reading →
Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
Now that "Game of Thrones" has ended, its time for y'all to finally watch a few of MY favorite shows so we can gossip about them! I am the King of binge watching. I sold my soul to the devil so I never sleep. My nights consists of watching 10 episodes of a show each... Continue Reading →
I was driving to meet my dealer at Chuck E. Cheese on Eire Blvd when I drove past the worst thing to happen to Syracuse since Governor Cuomo, Golden Corral. I was jaw dropped at how many people were waiting in line to shit their brains out. Do you have zero respect for your stomach... Continue Reading →
I've been bottling up my inner feelings on Doggygate for too long. I was hoping, MAYBE just MAYBE there would be some crazy smoking gun that shows my forever Queen Lisa Vanderpump, who's worth MILLIONS is a master manipulator on the side for fun. Home girl has THREE restaurants AND was building her new Vegas... Continue Reading →
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