Michael Jackson being guilty or not is something that I wrestle with daily. I'll being eating some pizza and randomly think, did he do it? Michael is obviously an amazing performer but so was Kevin Spacey. We need to separate the person and the performer to look at this case in all angles. Those who... Continue Reading →
If you think your family is fucked up, PLEASE watch Abducted in Plain Sight
Can someone come pick up my jaw? Because after watching "Abducted in Plain Sight" on Netflix I seriously can't pick it up. I just cannot get over how STUPID this whole family was being. I don't care how badly your own life would be, when it comes to YOUR children, they are your only concern.... Continue Reading →
Wisdom Teeth and dry sockets, a match made in HELL
I have always been afraid of getting my wisdom teeth out. Not because of the pain, but because of the stupid ass shit I would say after. Would I tell my doctor and mother about the time I witnessed a murder but fled the scene because Real Housewives was on? Or would I just make... Continue Reading →
Fyre Fest is further proof my generation is screwed
I just get so jaw dropped when I see the level of stupidity in America's youth. We're SUPPOSED to be the future and we out here driving around with blind folds on the Thruway doing the Bird Box challenge, y'all are really dumb FOR REAL. We have so much technology and information at our fingertips,... Continue Reading →
ITS MS JUICYYY BABBBBY: Why America needs to put some respect on Little Women: Atlanta
Little Women is the franchise everyone will learn to love. From LA to my fav Atlanta, these mini hoes got it all. Home girls may be small but they got more drama than my lengthy ass girlies and that's hard to do. These girls give me LIFE, okay well only Miss Juicy, but still I... Continue Reading →
My MOTHER is NOT invited to my wedding due to her trash talking the classic Whitney Houston’s Cinderella
I was beyond shook, shocked and mentally hurt when my own mum, the woman who birthed this wonderful diva, trash talked the ONLY good Cinderella starring my confirmation sponsor, Whitney Houston and Brandy. Who hurt her my mother as a child? This version WAS my childhood. I watched that VHS hella times. I know the... Continue Reading →
Uggs are no longer boots for basic white bitches
Can we give a round of applause to the team behind Uggs, everyone's favorite boots besides PETA! Uggs could of been a one hit wonder brand, but instead they have positioned themselves for the future with new products like bedding and pet supplies. So random right, but when you think about it, its MAD smart.... Continue Reading →
Yeah it gives me horrible shits, but for some reasons I keep going back: My life as a Pizza Hut addict
As I am laying on the cold bathroom floor, having the shakes, I once again find myself questioning why the hell I ate Pizza Hut. At work we all were craving its so naturally we ordered it without any hesitation. But an hour later, like Deja Vu, we all were on the toilets. I always... Continue Reading →
Killers of the Flower Moon: How Americans forced Natives off their land then killed them one by one
God has a funny way of working. You brag about being rich, God indicts your husband for tax fraud. You hold Native American tribes at gun point and force them off their land and relocate them, God strikes them rich with underground oil. One would think, okay let the natives have the profits from the... Continue Reading →
Costco Vodka: Tall, Smooth and DEFF will make an ass of you
We all know liquor & papi don't mix, LETS BE REAL i'm just way too skinny. After recent events I've decided to chill on the drinking. Being a hot mess is NOT a cute look. Plus it makes your skin look crusty. I normally have my two drunks, sloppy & black out aka zombie. However... Continue Reading →