This last weekend I was at the Cardi B concert at the Lakeview Amphitheater. It was an AMAZING time of twerking, drinking and making my father ashamed of me once again. I expected to make memories, maybe even blackout, but NEVER in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would be offered an amazing opportunity... Continue Reading →
I was recently blessed with a once in a lifetime opportunity. To move on from being the sugar baby to being the sugar mama. Every side hoe's dream. Randy, my FORMER sugar daddy's wife passed away....... meaning we sent her to the worse nursing home we could find. Karma for throwing wine all over my... Continue Reading →
I love giving back to the community. From telling my girlies they caked on too much make up, to giving the old homeless lady on Hiawatha Blvd a couple dollars & a clip. Being nice just makes me feel warm inside, I think it's from Satan telling me to cut this shit out. To really... Continue Reading →
This past weekend my girlie rented a party bus to the Casino for her birthday. Because my birthday was Thursday I naturally took it over and made it all about me. The bus had a stripping pole, so yeah I worked it. *side story When I was traveling thru the village on my way to... Continue Reading →
A tribute to my forever queen, Cher’s new cover of S.O.S. by ABBA. Set on a beach, a sexy castaway finds himself washed ashore, looking for rescue. So he dances his life away till found or dies. Below are a few of the pictures I took for my new calendar coming in December! Such a... Continue Reading →
Titties and kitties, sounds like an amazing strip club. This past weekend I SOME HOW ended up at a strip club after downtown, with a dead phone and a apple juice because they DON'T serve liquor at full nude clubs lmao. Strip clubs are legit so fascinating to me. From the music to the sometimes... Continue Reading →
Seabreeze has been my family's go to place for YEARS. Between that and Hershey Park, they both where our lower middle class getaway. I used to think Seabreeze was so big and AMAZING, but sadly now it's a smelly pee hole. Mama D and I went with her bastard son and his friends for his... Continue Reading →
I'm always trying to educate my baby girls, knowledge is power and the only thing that will keep them out of marrying someone poor. One night I was chilling with my princess and I said I wanted to visit my lawyer babe in DC before her internship ends. When my girl said she has NEVER... Continue Reading →
Going to the bar lit could either be a great way to tolerate ugly, boring people or it could be a night of a lotta "Wait whatttttt" & you wondering if everyone is staring at you, they are. If your dealer is as devoted to the game as mine is, he always be having that... Continue Reading →
For some reason, when ever my girlies and I do something special for our birthdays, it ends with a what the fuck happened last night. May it be the wine tour from hell, when I got us banned from a winery because my drunk ass jumped in a bull cage with a legit live bull... Continue Reading →
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