I am seriously terrified to be out in public, day or night. No one can go anywhere with out getting shot up or jumped. Sorry God made me cute! Don't punish me for it! It's truly a scary ass world out there with no ways to protect ourselves! Does Cuomo want me dead? Guns are... Continue Reading →
I've been using the Apple Card for about two weeks now and Papi likes. The actual card is made of a sexy titanium that is thick like a bitch. The front has only your name sketched in with the apple logo to the top left. Very Wee Wee. There is no card numbers on the... Continue Reading →
I am truly over the era of rich celebrities telling US what to do. You don't pay my bills. So don't tell me how to live MY life. Before, celebrities had their personal life and their private life. It feels like after Trumps win however, all we hear about from celebrities is them shoving their... Continue Reading →
I live for a good Documentary about injustice, not just because they are hella addicting. But because they show the corruption we STILL have in our legal system. Don't get me wrong, America has one of the best legal systems in the world. In China if they say you are guilty, your ass is guilty,... Continue Reading →
Can we ever catch a break? Like God please stop playing games with us. We are NOT a Playstation. First I have my cousin scamming kind hearted people, next I have people trying to scam my baby girl! OH hell no, I swear I need to make a reality show called "Scam Busters with Matt... Continue Reading →
I wasn't going to write this because I thrive to not put anyone on blast (anymore). But then I thought nah putting his ass on blast IS exactly what the Lord would want me to do. The new "Homeless man" begging for money on John Glenn Blvd is legit my cousin, yeah I was shook... Continue Reading →
Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
After watching Addams Family Values, I always wanted to go to summer camp. I envisioned myself as the mean rich bitch at camp, bossing all the peasants around because MY DADDDDDYY DONATED THE NEW BOAT LAUNCH. But sadly the only camps I went to was Circus camp where one would think I would shine but... Continue Reading →
Last Saturday my girlies and I went downtown. I knew it was gonna be a wack ass night because they invited their boyfriends without my permission. But I put on a brave face anyways and ATTEMPTED to have a good time. At least have the common decency to give me a heads up, what part... Continue Reading →
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