I've been using the Apple Card for about two weeks now and Papi likes. The actual card is made of a sexy titanium that is thick like a bitch. The front has only your name sketched in with the apple logo to the top left. Very Wee Wee. There is no card numbers on the... Continue Reading →
Why is Microsoft Windows such ass????
At my new job( I can't disclose where because my boss is super religious so if she saw my website all hell would break loose) we use Microsoft Windows. Now I used to be a Microsoft baby but then I grew up. My first laptop was an HP I used to think it was the... Continue Reading →
Due to iOS12 dudes can’t lie about their dick size no more
I have ALWAYS been an Apple baby, no android trash over here. Green texts are for basics. Ain't NOBODY wanna be with a mans who has a galaxy or HTC phone, it's just a bad look. Respect yourself sis. It's crazy to think how many different android phones there are, but I honestly know no... Continue Reading →
Try to rob me and my smart house will snitch
I'm OBSESSED with turning my house into a smart house, I wanna walk in and say, "Siri play my Afternoon Dutch & Mimosa playlist" or "Siri, Baby gurl, turn the lights in my bedroom on so I can see how cute I am". With Apple's Homekit you can do that and sooo much more. They... Continue Reading →
I came here to get lit, I didn’t know they stole shit! Why you ask questions first, get face down ass up later.
As everyones favorite sinner, I have a vast, diverse group of friends. Well I did before the cleanse of 2016. I mostly had my main cast of friends, and my supporting characters. The ones who would make random appearances on a episode or two, we really don't know their background story but hey their still... Continue Reading →
Whoever is trying to hack my phone… can you chill?
Okay idk if it's because I've been on my exposing grind or the FBI is just bored, NOT stopping mass shootings. But I'm convinced SOMEONE has been trying to hack my phone. Legit for the past 2 weeks my phone gets non stop calls. From "No caller-ID, "Unknown Caller, "+1 000000" to random local numbers.... Continue Reading →
Say BYE FELICA to cable(without going to jail) with the Apple TV!
I’m sorry but if you don’t have an Apple TV what the HELL are you doing with your life? Apple TV is honestly a God send. It truly makes watching your shows and movies hella easily. No longer do you have that bullshit of switching between channels or apps to find something good. Apple combines... Continue Reading →
Ep. 2 “From Daddy with Love” feat. DEB is here!!
Okay I am OBSESSED with how this turned out! This podcast is like an hour but SO WORTH IT! Deb and I talk about EVERYTHING from past relationships, getting scammed online to Seeking Arrangement's annual "Sugar Babies" convention. Tune in and I promise, you will love Deb....or be annoyed lmao. Search "From Daddy with Love"... Continue Reading →
Thank you baby Jesus! MY podcast is here
Click below for the link to "From Daddy with Love" on the Apple Podcast App!Or be independent and search it. It will shortly be on Google Play music (such an extra name) but if imma keep it real, Android is beyond wack! They can wait. I plan on doing this once a week or every... Continue Reading →