It always amuses me to see how people handle being cheated on. Do they dump the deadbeat and pull a How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Or do they look dumb as fuck by getting back with the dude and forever getting hostile when you see the side hoe. You look dumb BITCH! Doing his... Continue Reading →
Millions of fish in the sea, so why y’all fucking the same dude???
I am so OVER people acting like we are in the apocalypse, and there is only 5 dudes on the earth to hook up with. Don't be stupid. You know he has a girl so why you hitting him up STACY! Is it the rush of being skanky? Because it can't be over him, he... Continue Reading →
You didn’t pass college because of hard work, you passed because I wrote ALL OF YOUR PAPERS, don’t play
As a young entrepreneur, money has ALWAYS been the motive. I'm always looking for new and fun ways to make that bread. I was getting pretty desperate, daddy got cute shit to buy. My one girlie was like you should give old dudes a back rub for some cash, I was like girl I ain't... Continue Reading →
Khloe…..girl, even Stevie Wonder knew Tristan was sneaking around on YOU
I am BEYOND sick of these girlies who start dating NOTORIOUS cheaters think they will "FIX" them. GIRL BYE, the only thing you're fixing is YOUR broken heart after he cheats on you too. A perfect example of this is the Khloe "OJ's Daughter" Kardashian and Tristian Thompson drama. His OG baby mama WHO HE... Continue Reading →
Quit playing games with my girlies heart!
Imma start billing you FUCK boys who keep breaking my girlies hearts. Do you understand how much time & energy it takes to mend a broken heart? It takes about 3 bottles of Tito’s, 2 heavily photoshopped Instagram “Forever Single” pics and 1 bottle of Xanax. Im sending YOU da bill. Y’all wanna act up... Continue Reading →