I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
My summer of hell at St. Kevin’s School for Wayward Homos
I was 16 when I was first sent to St. Kevin's School for Wayward Homos. This was after my father walked in on me watching "Sex and the City" thus causing his need to beat my ass while screaming, "No son of MY will ever be a Miranda". Dad, everyone knows I'm a Samantha. As the... Continue Reading →
As a lifelong Roman Catholic I am DISGUSTED by the new Grand Jury report, Y’all going to hell, word to my father
I've been a member of the Roman Catholic Church for a hot min, legit since birth. I was baptized, made my first communion and even made my confirmation, barely! I've always had drama at church because its literally a get together of the communities most judgmental people. Well it looks like I should of been... Continue Reading →
No Jim, you CANT marry a 10 year old
Normally when I think of child brides I think of the Middle East, not the United States. Well little did my dumbass know that legit in the United States this shit be on the low low. Like what the HELL! Between the catholic church, Dan Schneider and now this, can anyone just leave the damn... Continue Reading →
Welcome back Baby Jesus!
One of my main homies, Jesus Christ of Nazareth is back & better than ever y'all! Let's celebrate his homecoming right by staying hella lit all day! Below is my welcome home tribute to him! The Holy Spirit & I worked mad hard on it.
Jesus loves me, yes I know! Despite what the Bible tells me so
I like to believe God and I are mad close. Basically the modern day Thelma & Louise. I’m the naughty friend, always getting us into some shenanigans and he’s the responsible one always fixing my mistakes. No matter how cute and adorable we are, the Bible is still VERY questionable to me. It’s not even... Continue Reading →