Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
I love giving back to the community. From telling my girlies they caked on too much make up, to giving the old homeless lady on Hiawatha Blvd a couple dollars & a clip. Being nice just makes me feel warm inside, I think it's from Satan telling me to cut this shit out. To really... Continue Reading →
This past weekend my girlie rented a party bus to the Casino for her birthday. Because my birthday was Thursday I naturally took it over and made it all about me. The bus had a stripping pole, so yeah I worked it. *side story When I was traveling thru the village on my way to... Continue Reading →
Titties and kitties, sounds like an amazing strip club. This past weekend I SOME HOW ended up at a strip club after downtown, with a dead phone and a apple juice because they DON'T serve liquor at full nude clubs lmao. Strip clubs are legit so fascinating to me. From the music to the sometimes... Continue Reading →
I WANTED to do a sassy weekend fun video for my girlie, Junebug's birthday but sadly daddy got 2 on. Meaning when the drink and tree be wayyyy too strong. Sadly the mix of cheap box wine, rumpski shots and papi's classic rum & coke didn't sit well. I started the night out strong, dancing... Continue Reading →
I love thrillers and crime novels but what’s scarier than the history of the United States? My first choice in the "If I can read, you should too" book club is "Freedom Summer" by Bruce Watson. As it’s title states, it is about a dark time in our nations history. A time where Southern African... Continue Reading →
This past Saturday, my girlies and I were enjoying a nice brewski at the Cobblestone around 7 when the conversation turned to how AMAZING Turning Stone Casino's clubs are. First there was Lava, a night club we used to sneak out too and attend on Thursday nights in High School for... Continue Reading →
Sir Dutches 