Have you ever wondered why mad Syracuse girlies ALWAYS look type CUTE but only work 10 hours a week? How can they afford Fashion Nova and Eyelashes now, when less than a year ago they couldn't afford plan b. I've always wonder the same but learned to mind my own cause they were buying me... Continue Reading →
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
A tribute to my forever queen, Cher’s new cover of S.O.S. by ABBA. Set on a beach, a sexy castaway finds himself washed ashore, looking for rescue. So he dances his life away till found or dies. Below are a few of the pictures I took for my new calendar coming in December! Such a... Continue Reading →
At lot of people have been asking me lately, "with your basic bitch job, how can you afford such a lit, high class, non fake news website?". With the support of Randy, my old ass sugar daddy. Due to the fact that he's married with 4 kids and 7 grandkids I can't give out the... Continue Reading →
As with everything I do, my wedding will be THEE event of the year. Legit if you're not invited, heres a rope, take a hint. I only want the BEST of the litter there on MY special day. Disney weddings are sooooooo last century. Been there, DONE THAT. This needs to be something even the... Continue Reading →
My poor friend invited me over to her step mom's house for a memorial day Bee-Bee-Que, she said "seeing how the poor lives will truly humble you". I felt pretty blessed to be able to judge her family while also giving respect to the troops. This day would end up being VERY eye opening for... Continue Reading →
Seeing people you no longer tolerate (hating someone takes wayyy too much energy & causes wrinkle lines) out in public is legit the worst. Unless you THRIVE on drama, which 2017 Matt did. 2018 Matt is way too busy to be involved in petty drama. However, I don’t tolerate being disrespected so I DO have... Continue Reading →
One of my main homies, Jesus Christ of Nazareth is back & better than ever y'all! Let's celebrate his homecoming right by staying hella lit all day! Below is my welcome home tribute to him! The Holy Spirit & I worked mad hard on it.
Sir Dutches 