As someone who's been in trouble a lot because the cops find me more important then finding that missing girl, you have to know the in's and out's of the legal system. Meaning, spend a shit ton of money on a lawyer, write a letter to the District Attorney and hope for the best or... Continue Reading →
I’m sorry but this Jussie Smollett attack story is MAD suspect
I am trying this new thing where I stop and wait for all the facts to come forward before I give my opinion on an issue that has gone viral. Prime example of why is the Covington Catholic High School boys incident. At first I thought these boys went out of their way to be... Continue Reading →
Is Synthetic Weed like crack, a creation of the CIA(and no don’t call me Alex Jones)
Okay you're probably thinking I'm some crazy Alex Jones type loon right now but I'm being serious. Think of all the crime and murders going on in Syracuse right now. Left and right people are being shot, with no care in the world. The worst part is the people dying from this are innocent bystanders,... Continue Reading →
I know I’m cute, but WHY are you recording me taking a dump?
Lets all discuss something we've all have known, MOST men are creeps. Titties and ass no longer do it for these pervs. Watching people take a shit is a new turn on I guess..... no this isn't fake news. Sadly this shit, is real life, lol shit PUNNY! My first occurrence with dudes being creeps... Continue Reading →
Daddy, did you kill mommy because she said your chicken was dry?
Imaging finding your wife dead at the bottom of the stairs and instead of being able to cope, you're dealing with a murder charge. The Staircase on Netflix is a fascinating look at how the legal system works. From the legal team to the prosecutors, the camera crew got it all! I watch a lot... Continue Reading →
We all know a Bryce Walker, “13 Reasons Why” shows us that it’s our DUTY to calling them out
This will be a spoiler free article about "13 Reasons Why" because one, I HATE when people spoil a show and two, my focus will be on how we all can do better.My mother and I watched the whole season together within 2 days, a show about teenage suicide, perfect for family bonding!! Some say... Continue Reading →
Papi’s Binge of the Month: Fox’s 911
Okay Ryan Murphy legit is the TV God, every show he touches is gold. From “Nip Tuck” to "American Horror Story" home boy knows how to make a hit. His newest creation is 911, and honestly its AMAZING. He makes being a First Responder look so sexy! From the premise to the cast everything about... Continue Reading →
A 20/20 Special: Did Deb make it to Nigeria?
Out of all my articles, my Deb article had the most outreach. People were either concerned for her or inspired by her "Eat, Pray, Love" with a hint of "Taken" type love story. When I discovered that she couldn't get ahold of me for this whole trip due to Cricket mobile having no towers in... Continue Reading →
Debs going to Nigeria to meet her online “boyfriend”. Is it a love story or a potential murder?
If you've been a loyal follower of SirDutches.com and my podcast "From Daddy with Love", you obviously know about Deb, Syracuse favorite wild child. I met Deb about 3 years ago at work, where she was a delivery driver. After a few missteps (leaving arrangements in a hot car all night, coming back with the... Continue Reading →
Holy Spirit may we light up here?
Okay I seriously giggle when people who are SOO RELIGIOUS, talk down upon weed. They act as if the people who smoke that good good are horrible people. Well A. God made weed so are you saying God made something bad? B. your husbands a drunk, go worry about that! I'm sorry stoners are way... Continue Reading →