I really need to learn to keep my opinions to myself. Yeah my opinion is always right and in the end my baby girls realize that. But I'm too old & grown to be feeling a type of way of who my girlies date. If they ain't blowing me, it doesn't involve me. Yeah these... Continue Reading →
I get bank alerts for ALL transactions cause my baby girls mans got sticky fingers
Why can't my girlies call me and say, "Daddy I fell in love, he's a doctor and his family is loaded I'm so happy lets go to Ibiza". I wish. Instead I get calls like, "I found out he has a kid", or "He didnt text me back cause he got locked up" or my... Continue Reading →
Millions of fish in the sea, so why y’all fucking the same dude???
I am so OVER people acting like we are in the apocalypse, and there is only 5 dudes on the earth to hook up with. Don't be stupid. You know he has a girl so why you hitting him up STACY! Is it the rush of being skanky? Because it can't be over him, he... Continue Reading →
Fuck boys need not apply
Now that Mama Dutches is Skinny Minnie, EVERY BROTHER & their daddies be hitting her up. It's like oh, now you wanna tap that? Where were you when she was going thru her Old Country Buffet stage? Now she on that Salad & meal prep life you think you can slide thru? BOY BYE! My... Continue Reading →
Last night drunk I realized, I’m going to die alone, just like Jesus, because the D ain’t worth the Hep C
I was downtown last night and some dude is chatting up a storm with little old me. I have AMAZING gay-dar but these days, dudes are becoming pussies and way too into their feelings. This makes it hard to tell if they are just being nice or flirting with daddy. Is he head over hill... Continue Reading →
Sharting in my girls bed will NOT get you a second date
This story is beyond geeked and its real news. You know me, I NEVER lie, I'm Roman Catholic, son of God. This story happened about a year ago and this weekend after wine and giggles, I FINALLY got my girlie drunk enough to sign a release form so I can tell the story and NOT... Continue Reading →
Debs going to Nigeria to meet her online “boyfriend”. Is it a love story or a potential murder?
If you've been a loyal follower of SirDutches.com and my podcast "From Daddy with Love", you obviously know about Deb, Syracuse favorite wild child. I met Deb about 3 years ago at work, where she was a delivery driver. After a few missteps (leaving arrangements in a hot car all night, coming back with the... Continue Reading →