We all know liquor & papi don't mix, LETS BE REAL i'm just way too skinny. After recent events I've decided to chill on the drinking. Being a hot mess is NOT a cute look. Plus it makes your skin look crusty. I normally have my two drunks, sloppy & black out aka zombie. However... Continue Reading →
If you were a high schooler in Onondaga County during 2013-2017, most likely you went to one of those creepy ass teen glow parties. At the time we thought they were so lit and bumpin, but now I look back and I'm like wait, those were mad rapey. A room full of drunk teens grinding... Continue Reading →
I'm always trying to educate my baby girls, knowledge is power and the only thing that will keep them out of marrying someone poor. One night I was chilling with my princess and I said I wanted to visit my lawyer babe in DC before her internship ends. When my girl said she has NEVER... Continue Reading →
Going to the bar lit could either be a great way to tolerate ugly, boring people or it could be a night of a lotta "Wait whatttttt" & you wondering if everyone is staring at you, they are. If your dealer is as devoted to the game as mine is, he always be having that... Continue Reading →
For some reason, when ever my girlies and I do something special for our birthdays, it ends with a what the fuck happened last night. May it be the wine tour from hell, when I got us banned from a winery because my drunk ass jumped in a bull cage with a legit live bull... Continue Reading →
I WANTED to do a sassy weekend fun video for my girlie, Junebug's birthday but sadly daddy got 2 on. Meaning when the drink and tree be wayyyy too strong. Sadly the mix of cheap box wine, rumpski shots and papi's classic rum & coke didn't sit well. I started the night out strong, dancing... Continue Reading →
