We all know liquor & papi don't mix, LETS BE REAL i'm just way too skinny. After recent events I've decided to chill on the drinking. Being a hot mess is NOT a cute look. Plus it makes your skin look crusty. I normally have my two drunks, sloppy & black out aka zombie. However... Continue Reading →
Those “Teen Glow Parties” my girlies and I went to go to in High School were mad rapey
If you were a high schooler in Onondaga County during 2013-2017, most likely you went to one of those creepy ass teen glow parties. At the time we thought they were so lit and bumpin, but now I look back and I'm like wait, those were mad rapey. A room full of drunk teens grinding... Continue Reading →
Daddy and his baby girl drain the DC swamp, of its Vodka Sodas
I'm always trying to educate my baby girls, knowledge is power and the only thing that will keep them out of marrying someone poor. One night I was chilling with my princess and I said I wanted to visit my lawyer babe in DC before her internship ends. When my girl said she has NEVER... Continue Reading →
Why you SHOULDN’T go to the bar faded Mitchell
Going to the bar lit could either be a great way to tolerate ugly, boring people or it could be a night of a lotta "Wait whatttttt" & you wondering if everyone is staring at you, they are. If your dealer is as devoted to the game as mine is, he always be having that... Continue Reading →
When I’m black out drunk you either meet Becky, Maliki or Stacy, sadly on Saturday Stacy came out to play
For some reason, when ever my girlies and I do something special for our birthdays, it ends with a what the fuck happened last night. May it be the wine tour from hell, when I got us banned from a winery because my drunk ass jumped in a bull cage with a legit live bull... Continue Reading →
Daddy’s steps for from Dead to Ratchet in less than 10
I WANTED to do a sassy weekend fun video for my girlie, Junebug's birthday but sadly daddy got 2 on. Meaning when the drink and tree be wayyyy too strong. Sadly the mix of cheap box wine, rumpski shots and papi's classic rum & coke didn't sit well. I started the night out strong, dancing... Continue Reading →