I am just beyond confused every time I see the outfits dudes wear on the red carpet at another Hollywood circle jerk. Now, I am no Joan Rivers, my fashion sense constants of jeans, Jordan's, a cute shirt and a cardigan. I'm here to be comfy AND cute. But when I see all these dudes... Continue Reading →
Does Rebecca Black know who killed really JFK?
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
Tweet about gays, you’re fired. Tweet about raping children, you’re hired! Welcome to Hollywood.
Can this obsession with going through old tweets after something good happens to someone stop? It's honestly creepy. Who the hell has the time to actually sit down and find a way to destroy someone's life. What people say 5 years ago should not reflect the person they are today. Can we accept the fact... Continue Reading →
Daddy’s first annual Stripping 4 the Homeless charity pole off
I love giving back to the community. From telling my girlies they caked on too much make up, to giving the old homeless lady on Hiawatha Blvd a couple dollars & a clip. Being nice just makes me feel warm inside, I think it's from Satan telling me to cut this shit out. To really... Continue Reading →
To all the past victims of my prank phone call addiction, I’m like sorry?
Hi I'm Matthew and I'm a recovering prank calls addict. I used to have a legit hardcore addiction to prank phone calls. But to be honest my friends enabled it! We would all get lit and prank call random people in one of my 3 personalities. Stacy, a girl who's just to figure out why... Continue Reading →
Why is Microsoft Windows such ass????
At my new job( I can't disclose where because my boss is super religious so if she saw my website all hell would break loose) we use Microsoft Windows. Now I used to be a Microsoft baby but then I grew up. My first laptop was an HP I used to think it was the... Continue Reading →
Due to iOS12 dudes can’t lie about their dick size no more
I have ALWAYS been an Apple baby, no android trash over here. Green texts are for basics. Ain't NOBODY wanna be with a mans who has a galaxy or HTC phone, it's just a bad look. Respect yourself sis. It's crazy to think how many different android phones there are, but I honestly know no... Continue Reading →
Papi’s favorite shows of the summer: Sharp Objects and Pose
Give me a good show, wings, an ounce & I can be lost for days. I LIVE for a good show, I wanna feel lost in it. But with Netflix, Hulu, HBO and old ass cable, it's hard to keep up! Well luckily for y'all I never sleep (besides when I wanna ditch plans). It's... Continue Reading →
What makes a hoe?
I've always been fascinated by the concept of "a hoe". Who decided what the criteria is to separated a "good girl" from a "skank". Is it the hypocritical male society who determines that girl is a skank by who won't sleep with them. Or is it females themselves who call other girls hoes to make... Continue Reading →
You may hate him, but you gotta love Trumps tweets
I feel like America is so divide over Trump and he loves it. He loves how butt hurt people get over him but also how almost obsessive people get as well. It's like can both sides fucking chill? It's not that serious. Big business controls politics, not the president. It's almost a joke at this... Continue Reading →