A tribute to my forever queen, Cher’s new cover of S.O.S. by ABBA. Set on a beach, a sexy castaway finds himself washed ashore, looking for rescue. So he dances his life away till found or dies. Below are a few of the pictures I took for my new calendar coming in December! Such a... Continue Reading →
The Lakeview Amp is probably the best thing to happen to Syracuse since they made it mandatory for cooks to wear gloves. I refuse to call it the St. Joseph Blah Blah Blah name because it's ass. I thought they had mad debt? How can they afford to buy naming rights? SHADY! The Amp is... Continue Reading →
Seabreeze has been my family's go to place for YEARS. Between that and Hershey Park, they both where our lower middle class getaway. I used to think Seabreeze was so big and AMAZING, but sadly now it's a smelly pee hole. Mama D and I went with her bastard son and his friends for his... Continue Reading →
They say the average celebrity is famous for 3 years, then its they either blow up, or die off. What happens when they 5 minutes of fame is up? If they didn't save up or invest, do they become a hooker, a druggy or sell themselves to make videos for fans on a website. Most... Continue Reading →
I'm SO over negative ass people in my life. Go somewhere else with that bull. I laugh when I see unhappy, bitter, rude as shit, always a damper on my ray of light personality people complaining about how shitty their life is. I'm not an expert but maybe it's because your ass is always so... Continue Reading →
At lot of people have been asking me lately, "with your basic bitch job, how can you afford such a lit, high class, non fake news website?". With the support of Randy, my old ass sugar daddy. Due to the fact that he's married with 4 kids and 7 grandkids I can't give out the... Continue Reading →
For some reason, when ever my girlies and I do something special for our birthdays, it ends with a what the fuck happened last night. May it be the wine tour from hell, when I got us banned from a winery because my drunk ass jumped in a bull cage with a legit live bull... Continue Reading →
Ever since I learned about the Elizabeth Smart kidnapping story I was lowkey obsessed with getting kidnapped. The fame and attention she got from it was so exhilarating. Yeah she will never truly get over the trauma & PTSD from what happened, but the lifetime movie & book deal deff could help with the pain.... Continue Reading →
Prohibition is a prime example of religious freaks attempting to ruin everyone else's fun. Just because you basically eat God's ass doesn't mean we have to as well. Jesus turned water into wine, sooo is he banned from getting lit too? Nah. Prohibition, for all you non-history lovers, was a time in American's history were... Continue Reading →
In 11th grade, my main girlies Tiera James Grace, the 3rd and Lenni were going through their "suburban thot" stage. Meaning, they were suburban girlies who randomly started hanging out with hood brothers. My theory is they believe they can, "fix" these boys. Girl bye you can't even fix your rat trap of a hair,... Continue Reading →
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