The new beggar on John Glenn isn’t homeless, he’s just my bum ass cousin, don’t entertain him

I wasn't going to write this because I thrive to not put anyone on blast (anymore). But then I thought nah putting his ass on blast IS exactly what the Lord would want me to do. The new "Homeless man" begging for money on John Glenn Blvd is legit my cousin, yeah I was shook... Continue Reading →

The Bachelor: May I bust in you?

A question I am asked very often is, "Papi with ur "condition" how will you spread your AMAZING genes to the next generation"? With a reality tv show obvs. Imma Kris Jenner myself, anything for a paycheck. The way I envision it, is a "The Bachelor" style show with 12 of the BEST women America... Continue Reading →

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