I was stalking trash bags on Facebook the other day when I saw an AD for "Snap Grocery Truck Syracuse". I honestly thought it was a joke, so for a quick giggle I clicked on it. But nah this ain't no joke, there is literally a Food Stamps Truck that drives around Syracuse and delivers... Continue Reading →
Anyone waiting in line for Golden Corral needs an intervention
I was driving to meet my dealer at Chuck E. Cheese on Eire Blvd when I drove past the worst thing to happen to Syracuse since Governor Cuomo, Golden Corral. I was jaw dropped at how many people were waiting in line to shit their brains out. Do you have zero respect for your stomach... Continue Reading →
Yeah it gives me horrible shits, but for some reasons I keep going back: My life as a Pizza Hut addict
As I am laying on the cold bathroom floor, having the shakes, I once again find myself questioning why the hell I ate Pizza Hut. At work we all were craving its so naturally we ordered it without any hesitation. But an hour later, like Deja Vu, we all were on the toilets. I always... Continue Reading →
The key to my heart is a HoneyBaked Ham
Besides watching TT workout, the only thing that makes me moist is a bombass HoneyBaked Ham. God truly blessed the earth when he created ham but then decided to be even sassier by adding honey and brown sugar to it. I was first acquainted with Gods meat as a young lad. My mum took... Continue Reading →