I am seriously alarmed at how a group of people are acting like this one former bad bitch from our past ISN'T a scary sweaty hot mess right now. I'm getting serious Amanda Bynes vibes and its NOT okay. Like am I going to have to organize the intervention or will her "friends" man the... Continue Reading →
I am just at a loss of words for how society is treating skinny minnie TT. Either they are sexually assaulting her physically and/or verbally. Or they are just being downright mean due to the fact they are jealous of all the attention TT now gets. Skinny TT was every girls biggest fear. During her... Continue Reading →
Unless you are friends with some old ass people who have memory issues, your friends didn't forget to invite you to painting with a twist, they just don't fucks with you anymore. That lack of invite is called SHADE. Think about what YOU did to be in this situation. I'm over people saying "Oh I... Continue Reading →
When I meet new people, I may look young and naive but I ain't. Behind this flawless face there is a lowkey sociopath. I am ALWAYS calculating my next moves and deciding if I should trust you or end you. Don't mistake my silence for weakness, I am testing and judging the hell out of... Continue Reading →
I am so shook & truly confused on who the hell my homegirl thought she was last night. She asked me, no she begged me to get a drink with her. She found out her tinder mans has a kid so she was thirsty to drink it off I guess? Karma really is a bitch.... Continue Reading →
If you were a high schooler in Onondaga County during 2013-2017, most likely you went to one of those creepy ass teen glow parties. At the time we thought they were so lit and bumpin, but now I look back and I'm like wait, those were mad rapey. A room full of drunk teens grinding... Continue Reading →
We all know I've had my fair share of run in's with the law. It's just a side effect of being adorable. Everyone wants to pull me over for no reason, pathetic. However my policy is, if the case were dropped, then the charge don't mean shit! Before, if you had weed in your car... Continue Reading →
Seabreeze has been my family's go to place for YEARS. Between that and Hershey Park, they both where our lower middle class getaway. I used to think Seabreeze was so big and AMAZING, but sadly now it's a smelly pee hole. Mama D and I went with her bastard son and his friends for his... Continue Reading →
Mama dutch and I went thru a no fucks stage, basically being bad little bitches. We were roaming the streets of Syracuse University finding parties, pretending we were Freshmen at Le Moyne, truthfully we were seniors in high school. We had NO business being at these parties but for some reason we thought we were... Continue Reading →
Now that Mama Dutches is Skinny Minnie, EVERY BROTHER & their daddies be hitting her up. It's like oh, now you wanna tap that? Where were you when she was going thru her Old Country Buffet stage? Now she on that Salad & meal prep life you think you can slide thru? BOY BYE! My... Continue Reading →
Sir Dutches 