I, for one, am NOT a fan of birthdays. Another year older means another year of wrinkles and broke bitches. BUT I do love a day all about me. Even thou lets be real I make every day about me. A day about me is a day without fleas. That's what TT always tells me.... Continue Reading →
Last Saturday my girlies and I went downtown. I knew it was gonna be a wack ass night because they invited their boyfriends without my permission. But I put on a brave face anyways and ATTEMPTED to have a good time. At least have the common decency to give me a heads up, what part... Continue Reading →
Can you wanna be bad ass suburban girlies give your mom a break? She doesn't bust her ass at work WHILE GETTING HER MASTERS, to come home and deal with your bullshit. You think her ass wants to come home and deal with you being a deadbeat, lowlife while your trash bag boyfriend is hiding... Continue Reading →
I think someone I know has a two dads fetish. Her dad is 100% straight and with a top notch wifey. But for some bizarre reason his daughter dates potential cold case murders. I'm convinced we will find out he killed Heidi Allen before we find out he really loves her. She can't be with... Continue Reading →
As someone who's been in trouble a lot because the cops find me more important then finding that missing girl, you have to know the in's and out's of the legal system. Meaning, spend a shit ton of money on a lawyer, write a letter to the District Attorney and hope for the best or... Continue Reading →
I am normally NOT that person who complains about someones work performance, because one does not throw rocks in a glass house. If you do good service, I will compliment you by filling out a survey. But when someone does something beyond shady and suspect to me, I make it my mission to expose that... Continue Reading →
I really gotta stop tuning out my girlies and start listening to the nonsense they are saying. Because if I don't, they gonna end up on the Shade Room being called a racist. I don't know if they are just uneducated or maybe subtle racism turns them on, either way this shit needs to end!... Continue Reading →
I am SO over seeing cute ass mums with rude ass baby daddy's. No wonder they spend all their time watching Hallmark RomComs and Christmas movies. Because they are so uphappy with their own lives! Their mans is so fucking nasty with his bitter ass attitude, it's gotta be draining. He never wants to take... Continue Reading →
Can I just worship Jesus Christ, my Lord and sassy savor in peace? No, because my girlies have to blow my phone up begging me to pick them up from the Super 8 motel. I like to wake up, immediately throw up to cleanse myself from the night before then hit up my local church... Continue Reading →
I understand that Twitter is killing news media sites but $20 dollars a month is NOT the way to fix that Syracuse.com. I don't know who the hell told y'all that was a wise move but please fire their ass. Not even Netflix is $20 a month, wtf makes YOU so special? Imma keep it... Continue Reading →
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