I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
I've been a member of the Roman Catholic Church for a hot min, legit since birth. I was baptized, made my first communion and even made my confirmation, barely! I've always had drama at church because its literally a get together of the communities most judgmental people. Well it looks like I should of been... Continue Reading →
Okay I seriously giggle when people who are SOO RELIGIOUS, talk down upon weed. They act as if the people who smoke that good good are horrible people. Well A. God made weed so are you saying God made something bad? B. your husbands a drunk, go worry about that! I'm sorry stoners are way... Continue Reading →
One of my main homies, Jesus Christ of Nazareth is back & better than ever y'all! Let's celebrate his homecoming right by staying hella lit all day! Below is my welcome home tribute to him! The Holy Spirit & I worked mad hard on it.
I like to believe God and I are mad close. Basically the modern day Thelma & Louise. I’m the naughty friend, always getting us into some shenanigans and he’s the responsible one always fixing my mistakes. No matter how cute and adorable we are, the Bible is still VERY questionable to me. It’s not even... Continue Reading →
It was a typical Saturday morning, I woke up at 7 am hungover, on my girlies couch, don't judge, I ain't no daddy! I had work at 730 so I was like wow I' am making AMAZING timing, for once. I'm normally a Starbucks baby but sadly its not on the east side, so I... Continue Reading →
Sir Dutches 