I am officially convinced there is a mass conspiracy to slowly murder New York as a state. From dumbass Cuomo literally milking anyone in the lower middle class like my cute ass DRY via taxes. Thus making me poor and unable to afford the Chanel pearl necklace I deserve. Or judges allowing rapists to go... Continue Reading →
I had a feeling my tax refund would be less than last years but a whole $400 less? So rude. Papi Trump WHY! I made way more in 2018 and compared to 2017 so I thought I could at least afford a new fur wrap and a Chanel necklace. But now I can only afford... Continue Reading →
I'm not gonna lie. I SOMETIMES find pleasure in other peoples misery. Nothing makes me feel more blessed than opening the Thursday paper and discovering the douche from high school who bullied me got his 5th DWI. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Him and his dad need to carpool to... Continue Reading →
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
On my way to work today I heard this crazy story on NPR about how Republicans in Wisconsin are poor losers. Lets back track to the start of this stupidity. In the recent elections, two of Wisconsin's most powerful dick sucking Republicans lost. Karma is real y'all! Scott Walker, the former Governor, lost to Tony... Continue Reading →
Fan BingBing's is like the Chinese equivalent to someone like Beyonce. She is a hugely popular actress, businesswoman ,model and just down right CUTE! So when she disappeared after a tax scandal it truly shook people, in China because America's are too busy worrying about what Trump just tweeted. Could you imagine if one day... Continue Reading →
Prohibition is a prime example of religious freaks attempting to ruin everyone else's fun. Just because you basically eat God's ass doesn't mean we have to as well. Jesus turned water into wine, sooo is he banned from getting lit too? Nah. Prohibition, for all you non-history lovers, was a time in American's history were... Continue Reading →
Syracuse is on a come up season, shit is getting pretty lit in the 315. Hotel Syracuse is revitalized, the Inner Harbor is becoming a new community and no longer a place for pedophiles to roam. And the amphitheater got everyone face down ass up. The only thing standing in the way of more progress... Continue Reading →
Can we just take a hot min to give a shout out to our boys (& girls) in camo? Despite our personal beliefs on war, we have to at least admit what they are doing over seas is truly remarkable. Soldiers are just doing their job, don't blame them for their leaders. It makes me... Continue Reading →
When people have the audacity to say there is no longer segregation, I say walk your ass to a city school and tell me you don’t wanna gag. All you see is shit ass dell computers and dirty ass walls. Classrooms with 30 students out of control and one teacher dying for a Newport. If... Continue Reading →
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