I think someone I know has a two dads fetish. Her dad is 100% straight and with a top notch wifey. But for some bizarre reason his daughter dates potential cold case murders. I'm convinced we will find out he killed Heidi Allen before we find out he really loves her. She can't be with... Continue Reading →
I am officially convinced there is a mass conspiracy to slowly murder New York as a state. From dumbass Cuomo literally milking anyone in the lower middle class like my cute ass DRY via taxes. Thus making me poor and unable to afford the Chanel pearl necklace I deserve. Or judges allowing rapists to go... Continue Reading →
This story is beyond geeked and its real news. You know me, I NEVER lie, I'm Roman Catholic, son of God. This story happened about a year ago and this weekend after wine and giggles, I FINALLY got my girlie drunk enough to sign a release form so I can tell the story and NOT... Continue Reading →
I wanted to enjoy soooo many things in NYC, but I couldn’t because I was alone and I didn’t want people to think I was some type of white psychopath. I feel like you can’t walk alone in NYC without people questioning your motives. If I saw a white boy alone my ass would immediately... Continue Reading →
Before y'all get offended please know thats everything in this is my opinion but low-key true Every year we are treated to a new Multi-Level Marketing(MLM) or as I call them, scams for teen/single moms and stay at home moms. I'm OVER them, they clog up our Facebook feeds and attempt to guilt trip us... Continue Reading →
Sir Dutches 