Every morning on my way to work I listen to NPR to get a recap of the daily news. There is nothing more soothing than listening to the news in a mono toned voice. Today as I was listening I felt like I went back in time to the 1940's after I heard there was... Continue Reading →
How Newports PREYED upon the black community
I don't know if this statement is considered racist BUT, has anyone noticed that when its comes to cigarettes, Newports and the black community go hand and hand. They're like Sister Sister. I legit have never seen a black person smoke anything other than Newports. No Marlboro Red 100s or Virginia Slims, just the good... Continue Reading →
Stop being lazy, go pee after sex. I’m OVER hearing you bitch about your UTI
I am honestly OVER people bitching to me about their stupidity. Bitching about how they got a rash down below because they didn't wear a condom. Or how they went back to LOSER ass ex. Or my personal favorite, how they got a UTI because THEY were too lazy to go pee. I warned your... Continue Reading →
Is Synthetic Weed like crack, a creation of the CIA(and no don’t call me Alex Jones)
Okay you're probably thinking I'm some crazy Alex Jones type loon right now but I'm being serious. Think of all the crime and murders going on in Syracuse right now. Left and right people are being shot, with no care in the world. The worst part is the people dying from this are innocent bystanders,... Continue Reading →
Juul pens aren’t just bad for you, they’re fucking gay
I am alarmed at the level of people, young and old, that are smoking these Juul pens! Like do people realize how gay they look doing it? You honestly look like your sucking on a little baby dick or playing a flute like the pied piper. Sucking your life away on something about the same... Continue Reading →
Can the FDA start caring about my girlies boxes? And no i’m NOT talking about UPS
I get way to invested in documentaries. I love them because they make real events, dramatic and spill the tea on things most people don't know about. After watching "The Bleeding Edge" on Netflix, I was truly shook and concerned about what's in my girlies boxes. I was so concerned I reached out to Mama... Continue Reading →
In college I was a test subject in a medical study, I’m convinced that’s why I have the body of a anorexic cheerleader
College is a time of learning and attempting to make $20 bucks last a week. Shit is pricey and everyone but daddy was rich. Sorry my mom didn't suck off a CEO? Not everyone can be like Carol. I had two jobs, one as a work study, the other as a pizza bitch at Sbarros.... Continue Reading →
Nursing homes are hell on earth
I am BEYOND done with seeing how shitty nursing homes are in the news. Every week I swear we hear about another piece of shit nursing home being shut down or investigated. Do y'all have no shame? Would you want your mum or papa to be left in their own shit all day? Or thrown... Continue Reading →
Fuck your co-pay Doc
I am beyond DONE with this co-pay BULLSHIT! For years I was receiving AMAZING healthcare with NO co-pay at all. Now I gotta go broke just to find out if I'm sick? It's sad I have to choose between getting a crunch wrap supreme at Taco Bell or not dying. Like I love my Doctor... Continue Reading →
Back off with your bumpy lip: Y’all need to chill with the STD’s
Being young and a dime piece these days is legit hell. Not only do I have to worry about being sexually harassed( ass grab, jiggle jiggle of my package) everyday, now I have to worry about everyone being dirty as well. I ain't kissing NO ONE unless I see their papers. Seriously the number of... Continue Reading →