Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
I love me a good Podcast. From ones about my favorite Real Housewives (Watch What Crappens) to ones about History (Throughline). There is legit a podcast for everything, and the one I listened to last night got me all in my feelings. Crime Junkies is a new Podcast for me. I discovered them randomly while... Continue Reading →
If you were a high schooler in Onondaga County during 2013-2017, most likely you went to one of those creepy ass teen glow parties. At the time we thought they were so lit and bumpin, but now I look back and I'm like wait, those were mad rapey. A room full of drunk teens grinding... Continue Reading →
I am alarmed at the level of people, young and old, that are smoking these Juul pens! Like do people realize how gay they look doing it? You honestly look like your sucking on a little baby dick or playing a flute like the pied piper. Sucking your life away on something about the same... Continue Reading →
I've always been fascinated by the concept of "a hoe". Who decided what the criteria is to separated a "good girl" from a "skank". Is it the hypocritical male society who determines that girl is a skank by who won't sleep with them. Or is it females themselves who call other girls hoes to make... Continue Reading →
As everyones favorite sinner, I have a vast, diverse group of friends. Well I did before the cleanse of 2016. I mostly had my main cast of friends, and my supporting characters. The ones who would make random appearances on a episode or two, we really don't know their background story but hey their still... Continue Reading →
Everyone thinks their mother is crazy and over protecting, well has your mother opened your mail before, photocopied the envelope to make a new one so I wouldn't know she opened it? No? Okay well mine has. Years ago I would of freaked out and called the cops because opening someone's mail is a federal... Continue Reading →
In 11th grade, my main girlies Tiera James Grace, the 3rd and Lenni were going through their "suburban thot" stage. Meaning, they were suburban girlies who randomly started hanging out with hood brothers. My theory is they believe they can, "fix" these boys. Girl bye you can't even fix your rat trap of a hair,... Continue Reading →
I was trying to figure out a new article topic when Drake's new music video for "Im Upset" was trending on Twitter. God always be giving me inspiration. I decided to check it out and boy did I go down memory line. Drake used to play Jimmy Brooks, on "Degrassi: The Next Generation". So naturally... Continue Reading →
The gay community are the most self centered group of people I've ever made fun of. They are THAT jealous of me they literally are trying to take away MY special day aka my birthday. Or as they call it National Coming Out of the Closet Day. EYE ROLL Seriously if you try to come... Continue Reading →
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