I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
Last night drunk I realized, I’m going to die alone, just like Jesus, because the D ain’t worth the Hep C
I was downtown last night and some dude is chatting up a storm with little old me. I have AMAZING gay-dar but these days, dudes are becoming pussies and way too into their feelings. This makes it hard to tell if they are just being nice or flirting with daddy. Is he head over hill... Continue Reading →
Welcome back Baby Jesus!
One of my main homies, Jesus Christ of Nazareth is back & better than ever y'all! Let's celebrate his homecoming right by staying hella lit all day! Below is my welcome home tribute to him! The Holy Spirit & I worked mad hard on it.