I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
Touch my baby girls ass again and see what happens
Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
Are you afraid of your daughters boyfriend?
Can you wanna be bad ass suburban girlies give your mom a break? She doesn't bust her ass at work WHILE GETTING HER MASTERS, to come home and deal with your bullshit. You think her ass wants to come home and deal with you being a deadbeat, lowlife while your trash bag boyfriend is hiding... Continue Reading →
Can someone give homegirl an intervention?
I am seriously alarmed at how a group of people are acting like this one former bad bitch from our past ISN'T a scary sweaty hot mess right now. I'm getting serious Amanda Bynes vibes and its NOT okay. Like am I going to have to organize the intervention or will her "friends" man the... Continue Reading →
The best thing about attending Syracuse University was the free lawyers
As someone who's been in trouble a lot because the cops find me more important then finding that missing girl, you have to know the in's and out's of the legal system. Meaning, spend a shit ton of money on a lawyer, write a letter to the District Attorney and hope for the best or... Continue Reading →
Who at Spectrum thought I was the one?
I am normally NOT that person who complains about someones work performance, because one does not throw rocks in a glass house. If you do good service, I will compliment you by filling out a survey. But when someone does something beyond shady and suspect to me, I make it my mission to expose that... Continue Reading →
FREE BRITNEY SPEARS, this is some serious shit
The day after tax season was supposed to be a day of Rest and Retreat, not a day of wondering WTF is going on with America's Sweetheart, Britney Spears. The story of Britney goes back to 2008 after her public meltdown. Working everyday since your early teens has GOT to be draining. Girl started on... Continue Reading →
Ladies, leave your bitter ass husbands
I am SO over seeing cute ass mums with rude ass baby daddy's. No wonder they spend all their time watching Hallmark RomComs and Christmas movies. Because they are so uphappy with their own lives! Their mans is so fucking nasty with his bitter ass attitude, it's gotta be draining. He never wants to take... Continue Reading →
Oh. You’re shocked our school system is corrupt and racist, that’s adorable!
Anyone who is surprised at this College Admission Cheating scandal or how only 7 out of 800 black kids got into a elite NYC school needs a smack. I knew shit was corrupt back in elementary school, why didn't you. Y'all need glasses? We went on a field trip to a city school to gawk... Continue Reading →
Two dozen roses, white claws and a Tiffany necklace and they haven’t even met, is he Prince Charming or a Ted Bundy
My skinny minnie co-worker wrongly thought this years Valentines Day will consist of her eating Ice Cream while crying herself to sleep again. BOY WAS SHE WRONG. Her new bumble mystery mans surprised her at work with a Valentines Day miracle. She STILL waiting on gifts her past boyfriends promised her but "lost". Show me... Continue Reading →