I am just downright confused at what the hell J. K. Rowling and Warner Brothers was thinking after the last Harry Potter film premiered. Y'all should of taken a year off, relaxed, had a Titos butter beer and gathered your thoughts and ideas on where this franchise can go next. Instead y'all rushed into it... Continue Reading →
How Hollywood treated Judy Garland got me fucked up, square up bitches
Like all rainbow sinners, I too do love me some Judy Garland. Baby girl was the OG bad bitch of Hollywood. They forced her to live this cute cookie cutter lifestyle that was a fraud. Everything she did from what she wore to who she dated was dictated by the owner of MGM, Louis B... Continue Reading →
My MOTHER is NOT invited to my wedding due to her trash talking the classic Whitney Houston’s Cinderella
I was beyond shook, shocked and mentally hurt when my own mum, the woman who birthed this wonderful diva, trash talked the ONLY good Cinderella starring my confirmation sponsor, Whitney Houston and Brandy. Who hurt her my mother as a child? This version WAS my childhood. I watched that VHS hella times. I know the... Continue Reading →
I’m finally emotionally stable enough to talk about A Star is Born
As a lifelong Lady Gaga fan, I knew I would love "A Star is Born", little did I know how emotional this movie would make me! The story line is so similar to Lady Gaga's own career(besides the ending obvs) its creepy. From the start of her career to now, people have always called her... Continue Reading →
Selena was WAYYY more than the Mexican Madonna
I'm watching the Selena movie( for at least the 10th time) and I suddenly got sad at how short her amazing career would of been. Legit she had the voice of an Angel and some fat cow ruined it, why god??? WHY! So cruel. For those of you who are uncultured swine, Selena was a... Continue Reading →
In another universe, Amanda Bynes has a Netflix original series
Yesterday I watched the underrated classic, "Sydney White" starring 90's baby's sweetheart, Amanda Bynes. Anytime I watch a movie or show of hers I get distracted at the fact that we may never get anything new from her again. She honestly had such a bright future. She was ADORABLE, funny AF, talented and a great... Continue Reading →
The ending of Summer of 84 truly got me messed up
Have you ever watched a movie and you think you're hella smart and know how it's going to end but then there's a fucked up twist and your like waitttt bitch whattttt??? That's what happened to my girlie and I this past weekend when we watched "Summer of '84". It's currently on iTunes and like... Continue Reading →
I honestly felt like a creep watching Call Me By Your Name…
When I first heard of this film I was hyped. Hollywood was saying how it was a work of art gay love story without anyone dying of aids. I was like finally! Gay films either end with someone dying of aids or someone getting their ass jumped. It's like WE GET IT, people hate homos.... Continue Reading →
Okay the movie Pearl Harbor makes war look so sexy, sign me up?
I FINALLY convinced my baby girl to watch one of my favorite movies, "Pearl Harbor". Every time I tried to get her to watch it she would sigh and say she would rather eat ass. That statement was a jab in my heart, this movie is one of my favorites and honestly I have no... Continue Reading →
Compared to MY Harry Potter themed wedding, the Royal Wedding was shit
As with everything I do, my wedding will be THEE event of the year. Legit if you're not invited, heres a rope, take a hint. I only want the BEST of the litter there on MY special day. Disney weddings are sooooooo last century. Been there, DONE THAT. This needs to be something even the... Continue Reading →