I am seriously terrified to be out in public, day or night. No one can go anywhere with out getting shot up or jumped. Sorry God made me cute! Don't punish me for it! It's truly a scary ass world out there with no ways to protect ourselves! Does Cuomo want me dead? Guns are... Continue Reading →
Who REALLY killed Garrett Phillips?
I live for a good Documentary about injustice, not just because they are hella addicting. But because they show the corruption we STILL have in our legal system. Don't get me wrong, America has one of the best legal systems in the world. In China if they say you are guilty, your ass is guilty,... Continue Reading →
Can New York legalize and not just decriminalize weed already?
New York plays way to much. Instead of legalizing weed and getting a shit ton of tax revenue from it, thus reviving our failing city schools. Cuomo would rather us be a welfare heroin nation to protect his buddies at the pharmaceutical industries. When I was in California it was a stoners heaven. Weed delivery... Continue Reading →
Welcome to New York…..The rapists are waiting for you!
I am officially convinced there is a mass conspiracy to slowly murder New York as a state. From dumbass Cuomo literally milking anyone in the lower middle class like my cute ass DRY via taxes. Thus making me poor and unable to afford the Chanel pearl necklace I deserve. Or judges allowing rapists to go... Continue Reading →
New York is baby back bitches for caving to Spectrums bullshit
Just when you think New York is doing something good for New Yorkers, they fuck us over in the end. As always Cuomo and his crew of ass eaters cater to big business because lets be real, that's his main priority. He cares about donors, NOT people. Spectrum was set to be kicked out of... Continue Reading →
Cuomo wants to ban mugshot releases, bad for my Aunt, good for me!
I'm not gonna lie. I SOMETIMES find pleasure in other peoples misery. Nothing makes me feel more blessed than opening the Thursday paper and discovering the douche from high school who bullied me got his 5th DWI. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Him and his dad need to carpool to... Continue Reading →
Amazon.com, Queen of Corporate Welfare
Something this big should go in a smaller-middle America city. This could of revitalized the parts of America still suffering by the recession. But instead we made New York City even richer and allowed Amazon to open a congressional glory hole
Cher x ABBA’s SOS x Lil Papi
A tribute to my forever queen, Cher’s new cover of S.O.S. by ABBA. Set on a beach, a sexy castaway finds himself washed ashore, looking for rescue. So he dances his life away till found or dies. Below are a few of the pictures I took for my new calendar coming in December! Such a... Continue Reading →
Sweaty Hell: The time I worked for the New York State Fair
Being as sassy as I am, I'm bound to have mad jobs. May that be because I left on my own because papi don't put up with NO attitude issues or may it be because they fired my ass. Most of the time its the second one, hence my AMAZING book, "Wait... YOU....fired me?" A... Continue Reading →
I-81 is like telephone poles, tacky and needs to go
Syracuse is on a come up season, shit is getting pretty lit in the 315. Hotel Syracuse is revitalized, the Inner Harbor is becoming a new community and no longer a place for pedophiles to roam. And the amphitheater got everyone face down ass up. The only thing standing in the way of more progress... Continue Reading →