Anyone who is surprised at this College Admission Cheating scandal or how only 7 out of 800 black kids got into a elite NYC school needs a smack. I knew shit was corrupt back in elementary school, why didn't you. Y'all need glasses? We went on a field trip to a city school to gawk... Continue Reading →
Anyone who has my nudes knows I love Harry Potter. Maybe its because I too also grew up living under the stairs because my family was jealous of my "abilities". Or maybe its because I wish I could use magic to erase my drunk nights from every ones minds. Either way I'm a hoe for... Continue Reading →
Prohibition is a prime example of religious freaks attempting to ruin everyone else's fun. Just because you basically eat God's ass doesn't mean we have to as well. Jesus turned water into wine, sooo is he banned from getting lit too? Nah. Prohibition, for all you non-history lovers, was a time in American's history were... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, June 26th 2018 will forever go down in history as the day America stood up to the morally corrupt establishment democrats. These phony ass losers didn't learn their lesson in 2016. Instead of using the Clinton loss as a teaching moment, they went full on psycho by backing, in my opinion, political puppets for... Continue Reading →
The other day, my girlie and I were driving to the bank when we went under a train. Because my girlie has a developing young 24 basically blonde mind, she's always asking daddy questions. She goes, why are those trains black? Woahhh girl don't be racist! JK I'm bad but really, I go, baby girl those... Continue Reading →
I wanted to enjoy soooo many things in NYC, but I couldn’t because I was alone and I didn’t want people to think I was some type of white psychopath. I feel like you can’t walk alone in NYC without people questioning your motives. If I saw a white boy alone my ass would immediately... Continue Reading →
