I am beyond over American Companies legit taking it up the ass by China. Are we that pussy whipped by money? I understand y'all want that China market so bad, but is standing by why people are being kidnapped, murdered and their civil liberties are being taking away really worth it? I THINK NOT! America... Continue Reading →
Why is a mobile food stamps truck advertising on Facebook?
I was stalking trash bags on Facebook the other day when I saw an AD for "Snap Grocery Truck Syracuse". I honestly thought it was a joke, so for a quick giggle I clicked on it. But nah this ain't no joke, there is literally a Food Stamps Truck that drives around Syracuse and delivers... Continue Reading →
Yooo rich people, canceling your Equinox membership hurts the employees NOT the Owner, y’all are dumb for REAL
I am truly over the era of rich celebrities telling US what to do. You don't pay my bills. So don't tell me how to live MY life. Before, celebrities had their personal life and their private life. It feels like after Trumps win however, all we hear about from celebrities is them shoving their... Continue Reading →
Euphoria is Degrassi on steroids and I am all HERE for it
Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
Touch my baby girls ass again and see what happens
Can we cancel all predatory dudes in 2019? I am so over guys being hella creepy and blaming it on being drunk. When we chop off your dick can we blame it on being drunk? Imma start recording all these dudes doing suspect ass shit to MY girlies and send it to their Mamas. What... Continue Reading →
Where the hell are y’all sending your kids to summer camp?
After watching Addams Family Values, I always wanted to go to summer camp. I envisioned myself as the mean rich bitch at camp, bossing all the peasants around because MY DADDDDDYY DONATED THE NEW BOAT LAUNCH. But sadly the only camps I went to was Circus camp where one would think I would shine but... Continue Reading →
Screw your rainbow shirt
I am so over big business acting like they are champions for gay rights because they slap a rainbow on their logos, boy bye! Stop acting like 5 years ago half of you didn't even acknowledge gay people. Or worse openly discriminate against them. All over Social Media these companies are tweeting "Yass queen show... Continue Reading →
One of my homegirls has two dads, just without the gay shit
I think someone I know has a two dads fetish. Her dad is 100% straight and with a top notch wifey. But for some bizarre reason his daughter dates potential cold case murders. I'm convinced we will find out he killed Heidi Allen before we find out he really loves her. She can't be with... Continue Reading →
Can someone give homegirl an intervention?
I am seriously alarmed at how a group of people are acting like this one former bad bitch from our past ISN'T a scary sweaty hot mess right now. I'm getting serious Amanda Bynes vibes and its NOT okay. Like am I going to have to organize the intervention or will her "friends" man the... Continue Reading →
The best thing about attending Syracuse University was the free lawyers
As someone who's been in trouble a lot because the cops find me more important then finding that missing girl, you have to know the in's and out's of the legal system. Meaning, spend a shit ton of money on a lawyer, write a letter to the District Attorney and hope for the best or... Continue Reading →