I have gray hairs because my mom is lowkey cray, but that’s also why I’m not a thot

Everyone thinks their mother is crazy and over protecting, well has your mother opened your mail before, photocopied the envelope to make a new one so I wouldn't know she opened it? No? Okay well mine has. Years ago I would of freaked out and called the cops because opening someone's mail is a federal... Continue Reading →

The Bachelor: May I bust in you?

A question I am asked very often is, "Papi with ur "condition" how will you spread your AMAZING genes to the next generation"? With a reality tv show obvs. Imma Kris Jenner myself, anything for a paycheck. The way I envision it, is a "The Bachelor" style show with 12 of the BEST women America... Continue Reading →

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