I am truly over the era of rich celebrities telling US what to do. You don't pay my bills. So don't tell me how to live MY life. Before, celebrities had their personal life and their private life. It feels like after Trumps win however, all we hear about from celebrities is them shoving their... Continue Reading →
I hate talking ill about the mentally challenged BUT anti-vaxxers are legit idiots and should not be allow to breed
Every morning on my way to work I listen to NPR to get a recap of the daily news. There is nothing more soothing than listening to the news in a mono toned voice. Today as I was listening I felt like I went back in time to the 1940's after I heard there was... Continue Reading →
I did my taxes and papi is NOT impressed, guess I’m NOT getting a fur wrap
I had a feeling my tax refund would be less than last years but a whole $400 less? So rude. Papi Trump WHY! I made way more in 2018 and compared to 2017 so I thought I could at least afford a new fur wrap and a Chanel necklace. But now I can only afford... Continue Reading →
Does Rebecca Black know who killed really JFK?
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
Fame or the Military: My one year challenge
My 2019 goal is to basically whore myself all year to make it to the top, aka that guy who got 15 seconds of fame some how, so now he milks it on every "celebrity" reality TV show. I wanna be that guy who everyone collectively rolls their eyes when they announce me on Celebrity... Continue Reading →
You thought Wisconsin was corrupt while watching Making a Murderer……nah the whole State STINKS!
On my way to work today I heard this crazy story on NPR about how Republicans in Wisconsin are poor losers. Lets back track to the start of this stupidity. In the recent elections, two of Wisconsin's most powerful dick sucking Republicans lost. Karma is real y'all! Scott Walker, the former Governor, lost to Tony... Continue Reading →
Migrant Caravan, should we be concerned? And no its not a new Hallmark RomCom.
I swear we never have a dull moment in American politics. One day we're learning the verdict of a lawsuit between our President and former porn star, the next we're worried about a mass group of migrants coming to our southern border. To be honest I don't know if I should laugh or be concerned.... Continue Reading →
Is Synthetic Weed like crack, a creation of the CIA(and no don’t call me Alex Jones)
Okay you're probably thinking I'm some crazy Alex Jones type loon right now but I'm being serious. Think of all the crime and murders going on in Syracuse right now. Left and right people are being shot, with no care in the world. The worst part is the people dying from this are innocent bystanders,... Continue Reading →
Please tell the children dying in Africa about how upset you are with Nike
I am BEYOND done with how dramatic and extra (white) Americans are. Are we really burning Nike clothing because they put Colin Kaepernick in an ad, Really? That more dramatic than the gays freaking out over the new season of American Horror Story. Y'all do realize they been sponsoring him for a hot minute now?... Continue Reading →
You may hate him, but you gotta love Trumps tweets
I feel like America is so divide over Trump and he loves it. He loves how butt hurt people get over him but also how almost obsessive people get as well. It's like can both sides fucking chill? It's not that serious. Big business controls politics, not the president. It's almost a joke at this... Continue Reading →