I've been a life long fan of God and Kanye, way before Fox News was. 6th grade I begged my mom to take me to the Kanye concert at the dome for block party but she refused. That's when I started a list of the shittiest nursing homes for her to attend. Hope she likes... Continue Reading →
Why is a mobile food stamps truck advertising on Facebook?
I was stalking trash bags on Facebook the other day when I saw an AD for "Snap Grocery Truck Syracuse". I honestly thought it was a joke, so for a quick giggle I clicked on it. But nah this ain't no joke, there is literally a Food Stamps Truck that drives around Syracuse and delivers... Continue Reading →
My baby girl has a big ass heart, take notes bitches
Normally I write about my baby girls getting scammed by Nigerians, going back to cheating boyfriends and how to clear up their 10th BV outbreak. So when I was able to write about something AMAZING and unselfish that one of my baby girls did I was beyond ecstatic. My unselfish princess name is Shawna and... Continue Reading →
Wanted: A house where people died for my dark and spooky birthday party!
I, for one, am NOT a fan of birthdays. Another year older means another year of wrinkles and broke bitches. BUT I do love a day all about me. Even thou lets be real I make every day about me. A day about me is a day without fleas. That's what TT always tells me.... Continue Reading →
Go into debt in style, with the Apple Card
I've been using the Apple Card for about two weeks now and Papi likes. The actual card is made of a sexy titanium that is thick like a bitch. The front has only your name sketched in with the apple logo to the top left. Very Wee Wee. There is no card numbers on the... Continue Reading →
Yooo rich people, canceling your Equinox membership hurts the employees NOT the Owner, y’all are dumb for REAL
I am truly over the era of rich celebrities telling US what to do. You don't pay my bills. So don't tell me how to live MY life. Before, celebrities had their personal life and their private life. It feels like after Trumps win however, all we hear about from celebrities is them shoving their... Continue Reading →
Who REALLY killed Garrett Phillips?
I live for a good Documentary about injustice, not just because they are hella addicting. But because they show the corruption we STILL have in our legal system. Don't get me wrong, America has one of the best legal systems in the world. In China if they say you are guilty, your ass is guilty,... Continue Reading →
TT wanted to rent a cute house, NOT to be scammed by some guy from India
Can we ever catch a break? Like God please stop playing games with us. We are NOT a Playstation. First I have my cousin scamming kind hearted people, next I have people trying to scam my baby girl! OH hell no, I swear I need to make a reality show called "Scam Busters with Matt... Continue Reading →
The new beggar on John Glenn isn’t homeless, he’s just my bum ass cousin, don’t entertain him
I wasn't going to write this because I thrive to not put anyone on blast (anymore). But then I thought nah putting his ass on blast IS exactly what the Lord would want me to do. The new "Homeless man" begging for money on John Glenn Blvd is legit my cousin, yeah I was shook... Continue Reading →
Euphoria is Degrassi on steroids and I am all HERE for it
Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →