I am SO over hearing about another scummy white dude getting away with rape because he has a pretty boy face or his daddy donated a new wing at the court house. Its disgusting. Rape is rape, lock these pieces of shits up and throw away the key. I don't care if they were drunk... Continue Reading →
As I am laying on the cold bathroom floor, having the shakes, I once again find myself questioning why the hell I ate Pizza Hut. At work we all were craving its so naturally we ordered it without any hesitation. But an hour later, like Deja Vu, we all were on the toilets. I always... Continue Reading →
Can this obsession with going through old tweets after something good happens to someone stop? It's honestly creepy. Who the hell has the time to actually sit down and find a way to destroy someone's life. What people say 5 years ago should not reflect the person they are today. Can we accept the fact... Continue Reading →
On my way to work today I heard this crazy story on NPR about how Republicans in Wisconsin are poor losers. Lets back track to the start of this stupidity. In the recent elections, two of Wisconsin's most powerful dick sucking Republicans lost. Karma is real y'all! Scott Walker, the former Governor, lost to Tony... Continue Reading →
As a life long Catholic, can I tell you how disgusted I am with the Vatican and the sickos who live there, dead and present. I feel like as the face of cute sassy Catholics, I have to clear my name so people don't lump me in with those perverts. How the hell can they... Continue Reading →
I'm all about my girlies getting a come up, may it be legal or not, who am I to judge! I'm Catholic, but not a judgey one like your grandma. So when my girlie told me about 3 months ago she was selling pussy pics on Snapchat for cash, I was like okay how can... Continue Reading →
We all know liquor & papi don't mix, LETS BE REAL i'm just way too skinny. After recent events I've decided to chill on the drinking. Being a hot mess is NOT a cute look. Plus it makes your skin look crusty. I normally have my two drunks, sloppy & black out aka zombie. However... Continue Reading →
Listen, daddy loves a bargain just like every lower-middle class skank, but I ain't gonna fight a bitch over it? Is saving $10 dollars really worth a misdemeanor? They're gonna have the same sale in 2 weeks, stop looking like a ghetto ass baby girl, everyone on Facebook is judging you, me included. Black Friday... Continue Reading →
I love giving back to the community. From telling my girlies they caked on too much make up, to giving the old homeless lady on Hiawatha Blvd a couple dollars & a clip. Being nice just makes me feel warm inside, I think it's from Satan telling me to cut this shit out. To really... Continue Reading →
