I always get random calls. May it be from one of my girlies asking me if its cool their new mans live with their baby mama(its not). Or one of my baby girls with a tax question that turns into me having to tell them their fiancé is an illegal immigrant and that's why he... Continue Reading →
Have you ever wondered why mad Syracuse girlies ALWAYS look type CUTE but only work 10 hours a week? How can they afford Fashion Nova and Eyelashes now, when less than a year ago they couldn't afford plan b. I've always wonder the same but learned to mind my own cause they were buying me... Continue Reading →
Every morning on my way to work I listen to NPR to get a recap of the daily news. There is nothing more soothing than listening to the news in a mono toned voice. Today as I was listening I felt like I went back in time to the 1940's after I heard there was... Continue Reading →
I'm not gonna lie. I SOMETIMES find pleasure in other peoples misery. Nothing makes me feel more blessed than opening the Thursday paper and discovering the douche from high school who bullied me got his 5th DWI. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? Him and his dad need to carpool to... Continue Reading →
I love me a good conspiracy theory and this one is so bizarre, so random & I found it on the internet, so it's GOTTA be true. There are so many theories about what REALLY happened to JFK. This was probably the first OG conspiracy theory. Any Seinfeld fan knows, unless that bullet was magic,... Continue Reading →
I am SO over big businesses being so predatory with their "additional" fees, its so SCUMMY! I got kids to feed damn it. Before we paid a simple bill, THAT WE UNDERSTOOD. $25 for the phone line, $15 for texting and $10 in taxes. Now we have all these random fees left and right from... Continue Reading →
Unless you are friends with some old ass people who have memory issues, your friends didn't forget to invite you to painting with a twist, they just don't fucks with you anymore. That lack of invite is called SHADE. Think about what YOU did to be in this situation. I'm over people saying "Oh I... Continue Reading →
When I meet new people, I may look young and naive but I ain't. Behind this flawless face there is a lowkey sociopath. I am ALWAYS calculating my next moves and deciding if I should trust you or end you. Don't mistake my silence for weakness, I am testing and judging the hell out of... Continue Reading →
When I go downtown I don't mean to stand out but some how little old me does. May it be from a sassy cardigan I'm wearing over my shoulders, or my hair just be on fleek or lately because Mama Dutches has been passed out on the bar floor so I have to drag her... Continue Reading →
