Like all rainbow sinners, I too do love me some Judy Garland. Baby girl was the OG bad bitch of Hollywood. They forced her to live this cute cookie cutter lifestyle that was a fraud. Everything she did from what she wore to who she dated was dictated by the owner of MGM, Louis B... Continue Reading →
Go into debt in style, with the Apple Card
I've been using the Apple Card for about two weeks now and Papi likes. The actual card is made of a sexy titanium that is thick like a bitch. The front has only your name sketched in with the apple logo to the top left. Very Wee Wee. There is no card numbers on the... Continue Reading →
Who REALLY killed Garrett Phillips?
I live for a good Documentary about injustice, not just because they are hella addicting. But because they show the corruption we STILL have in our legal system. Don't get me wrong, America has one of the best legal systems in the world. In China if they say you are guilty, your ass is guilty,... Continue Reading →
Can the gang of broke hoes leave Queen Lisa Vanderpump alone? You are ruining RHOBH!
I've been bottling up my inner feelings on Doggygate for too long. I was hoping, MAYBE just MAYBE there would be some crazy smoking gun that shows my forever Queen Lisa Vanderpump, who's worth MILLIONS is a master manipulator on the side for fun. Home girl has THREE restaurants AND was building her new Vegas... Continue Reading →
If you think your family is fucked up, PLEASE watch Abducted in Plain Sight
Can someone come pick up my jaw? Because after watching "Abducted in Plain Sight" on Netflix I seriously can't pick it up. I just cannot get over how STUPID this whole family was being. I don't care how badly your own life would be, when it comes to YOUR children, they are your only concern.... Continue Reading →
Fyre Fest is further proof my generation is screwed
I just get so jaw dropped when I see the level of stupidity in America's youth. We're SUPPOSED to be the future and we out here driving around with blind folds on the Thruway doing the Bird Box challenge, y'all are really dumb FOR REAL. We have so much technology and information at our fingertips,... Continue Reading →
ITS MS JUICYYY BABBBBY: Why America needs to put some respect on Little Women: Atlanta
Little Women is the franchise everyone will learn to love. From LA to my fav Atlanta, these mini hoes got it all. Home girls may be small but they got more drama than my lengthy ass girlies and that's hard to do. These girls give me LIFE, okay well only Miss Juicy, but still I... Continue Reading →
My MOTHER is NOT invited to my wedding due to her trash talking the classic Whitney Houston’s Cinderella
I was beyond shook, shocked and mentally hurt when my own mum, the woman who birthed this wonderful diva, trash talked the ONLY good Cinderella starring my confirmation sponsor, Whitney Houston and Brandy. Who hurt her my mother as a child? This version WAS my childhood. I watched that VHS hella times. I know the... Continue Reading →
Killers of the Flower Moon: How Americans forced Natives off their land then killed them one by one
God has a funny way of working. You brag about being rich, God indicts your husband for tax fraud. You hold Native American tribes at gun point and force them off their land and relocate them, God strikes them rich with underground oil. One would think, okay let the natives have the profits from the... Continue Reading →
Costco Vodka: Tall, Smooth and DEFF will make an ass of you
We all know liquor & papi don't mix, LETS BE REAL i'm just way too skinny. After recent events I've decided to chill on the drinking. Being a hot mess is NOT a cute look. Plus it makes your skin look crusty. I normally have my two drunks, sloppy & black out aka zombie. However... Continue Reading →