Can we ever catch a break? Like God please stop playing games with us. We are NOT a Playstation. First I have my cousin scamming kind hearted people, next I have people trying to scam my baby girl! OH hell no, I swear I need to make a reality show called "Scam Busters with Matt... Continue Reading →
Who at Spectrum thought I was the one?
I am normally NOT that person who complains about someones work performance, because one does not throw rocks in a glass house. If you do good service, I will compliment you by filling out a survey. But when someone does something beyond shady and suspect to me, I make it my mission to expose that... Continue Reading →
Will the real Sir Dutches please stand up?(it’s me not that poser on Insta)
I love the show Catfish. Its make me giggle to see people act like idiots then be shocked when their "online lover" is actually a 60 year old man. DO SOME RESEARCH! Facetime his ass, its not that hard. There is ZERO excuses to be Catfished in today's social media climate. EVERYONE has a social... Continue Reading →
Fyre Fest is further proof my generation is screwed
I just get so jaw dropped when I see the level of stupidity in America's youth. We're SUPPOSED to be the future and we out here driving around with blind folds on the Thruway doing the Bird Box challenge, y'all are really dumb FOR REAL. We have so much technology and information at our fingertips,... Continue Reading →
I get bank alerts for ALL transactions cause my baby girls mans got sticky fingers
Why can't my girlies call me and say, "Daddy I fell in love, he's a doctor and his family is loaded I'm so happy lets go to Ibiza". I wish. Instead I get calls like, "I found out he has a kid", or "He didnt text me back cause he got locked up" or my... Continue Reading →
To all the past victims of my prank phone call addiction, I’m like sorry?
Hi I'm Matthew and I'm a recovering prank calls addict. I used to have a legit hardcore addiction to prank phone calls. But to be honest my friends enabled it! We would all get lit and prank call random people in one of my 3 personalities. Stacy, a girl who's just to figure out why... Continue Reading →
Lies, Lies, & more blond hair lies. Elizabeth Holmes, GIRL, you got some explaining to do!
Finding a good book can be hella hard. I go through stages were I'm in the mood for a good murder mystery or a book on history. But lately I've been obsessed with novels about companies. My Cali family, the ones I strive to be aka rich & ALWAYS wearing Prada, was telling me about... Continue Reading →
A 20/20 Special: Did Deb make it to Nigeria?
Out of all my articles, my Deb article had the most outreach. People were either concerned for her or inspired by her "Eat, Pray, Love" with a hint of "Taken" type love story. When I discovered that she couldn't get ahold of me for this whole trip due to Cricket mobile having no towers in... Continue Reading →
Whoever is trying to hack my phone… can you chill?
Okay idk if it's because I've been on my exposing grind or the FBI is just bored, NOT stopping mass shootings. But I'm convinced SOMEONE has been trying to hack my phone. Legit for the past 2 weeks my phone gets non stop calls. From "No caller-ID, "Unknown Caller, "+1 000000" to random local numbers.... Continue Reading →