Euphoria is honestly a gift from the TV God's, between the complex story lines, the music, the cinematography and the dicks, this show has it all! Seriously this show has MAD dicks in it. Long dicks, nasty dicks, cute dicks and tiny dicks. This is not your mamas after school special. Every episode ends with... Continue Reading →
The greatest shows you’re NOT watching and thus makes me judge you
Now that "Game of Thrones" has ended, its time for y'all to finally watch a few of MY favorite shows so we can gossip about them! I am the King of binge watching. I sold my soul to the devil so I never sleep. My nights consists of watching 10 episodes of a show each... Continue Reading →
Can the gang of broke hoes leave Queen Lisa Vanderpump alone? You are ruining RHOBH!
I've been bottling up my inner feelings on Doggygate for too long. I was hoping, MAYBE just MAYBE there would be some crazy smoking gun that shows my forever Queen Lisa Vanderpump, who's worth MILLIONS is a master manipulator on the side for fun. Home girl has THREE restaurants AND was building her new Vegas... Continue Reading →
Whoever at the Paramount Network canceled the TV show Heathers needs to be fired…..
Okay when I first heard about the new TV show Heathers based on the 80's classic I was annoyed. Heathers is legit in my top 5 favorite movies. It's so dark but so hilarious, so how can they top that! I love anything with Wynona Ryder, I was a fan even when she got caught... Continue Reading →
Papi’s favorite shows of the summer: Sharp Objects and Pose
Give me a good show, wings, an ounce & I can be lost for days. I LIVE for a good show, I wanna feel lost in it. But with Netflix, Hulu, HBO and old ass cable, it's hard to keep up! Well luckily for y'all I never sleep (besides when I wanna ditch plans). It's... Continue Reading →
Papi’s Binge of the Month: Fox’s 911
Okay Ryan Murphy legit is the TV God, every show he touches is gold. From “Nip Tuck” to "American Horror Story" home boy knows how to make a hit. His newest creation is 911, and honestly its AMAZING. He makes being a First Responder look so sexy! From the premise to the cast everything about... Continue Reading →
Papi’s magical adventure to the Wendy Williams Show
Anyone who knows me, knows Wendy Williams isn't JUST another television host to me. She more like my spiritual television guru. I GET it all from this girl, comic relief, great stories, AMAZING guests and finally, Hot Topics. The best 15 minutes of television, that should honestly be treated with the same respect as a... Continue Reading →
Another Day, Another Hollywood CREEP is exposed: Bye Bye Dan Schneider
All of this is "allegedly", but where there's smoke, there is fire people! There needs to be a mass purge of Hollywood exec because THEY ALL KNEW. They knew about Weinstein, they knew about Spacey and now its finally revealed, the king pin of Children's entertainment, Dan"Wanna Be a Star? Get in the Car"... Continue Reading →
You’re gonna need a Xanax after watching this new Netflix show
Okay Netflix has this new show called "Wild Wild County" and it's beyond AMAZING. This show has EVERYTHING from a creepy cult, weird outfits, a creepy looking leader, salmonella poisoning and attempted MURDER. AND ITS ALL REAL. My ass was googling everything to make sure it was all fact. The first 15 minutes start slow and... Continue Reading →
Say BYE FELICA to cable(without going to jail) with the Apple TV!
I’m sorry but if you don’t have an Apple TV what the HELL are you doing with your life? Apple TV is honestly a God send. It truly makes watching your shows and movies hella easily. No longer do you have that bullshit of switching between channels or apps to find something good. Apple combines... Continue Reading →