I was recently blessed with a once in a lifetime opportunity. To move on from being the sugar baby to being the sugar mama. Every side hoe's dream. Randy, my FORMER sugar daddy's wife passed away....... meaning we sent her to the worse nursing home we could find. Karma for throwing wine all over my... Continue Reading →
I am officially convinced there is a mass conspiracy to slowly murder New York as a state. From dumbass Cuomo literally milking anyone in the lower middle class like my cute ass DRY via taxes. Thus making me poor and unable to afford the Chanel pearl necklace I deserve. Or judges allowing rapists to go... Continue Reading →
If you are an avid reader of the "Daddy franchise" aka my book series of my life, you are well informed about my time living down south. After my two weeks of hell working for little Miss Rig the DNC (Hillary) I decided I couldn't go back to Syracuse and face all the questions about why... Continue Reading →
Seabreeze has been my family's go to place for YEARS. Between that and Hershey Park, they both where our lower middle class getaway. I used to think Seabreeze was so big and AMAZING, but sadly now it's a smelly pee hole. Mama D and I went with her bastard son and his friends for his... Continue Reading →
I'm always trying to educate my baby girls, knowledge is power and the only thing that will keep them out of marrying someone poor. One night I was chilling with my princess and I said I wanted to visit my lawyer babe in DC before her internship ends. When my girl said she has NEVER... Continue Reading →
I had a feeling my day would be ass yesterday when I left my book at home. I legit had only 5 chapters left, I should of just called in. I had such an amazing outline for an article yesterday but God must of thought it was too mean or SOMETHING because some bitch did... Continue Reading →
Lets all discuss something we've all have known, MOST men are creeps. Titties and ass no longer do it for these pervs. Watching people take a shit is a new turn on I guess..... no this isn't fake news. Sadly this shit, is real life, lol shit PUNNY! My first occurrence with dudes being creeps... Continue Reading →
Syracuse is on a come up season, shit is getting pretty lit in the 315. Hotel Syracuse is revitalized, the Inner Harbor is becoming a new community and no longer a place for pedophiles to roam. And the amphitheater got everyone face down ass up. The only thing standing in the way of more progress... Continue Reading →
If you've been a loyal follower of SirDutches.com and my podcast "From Daddy with Love", you obviously know about Deb, Syracuse favorite wild child. I met Deb about 3 years ago at work, where she was a delivery driver. After a few missteps (leaving arrangements in a hot car all night, coming back with the... Continue Reading →
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