Juul pens aren’t just bad for you, they’re fucking gay

I am alarmed at the level of people, young and old, that are smoking these Juul pens! Like do people realize how gay they look doing it? You honestly look like your sucking on a little baby dick or playing a flute like the pied piper. Sucking your life away on something about the same size as your mans dick, fitting.

Why are these things so popular. Yeah the flavors are good, but the buzz isn’t even enjoyable. I’ve had martinis giving me a better buzz. If your gonna smoke at least smoke a Newport. You know what your smoking is nasty, but you’ll look way cooler than smoking on a USB drive. That’s what so shady about these e-cigs, we deadass have no clue what the hell you’re smoking. It could be paint thinner mixed with skittles and y’all would have no clue. HOW SCARY!

E-cigs have less toxic chemicals compared to cigs, but they have much higher nicotine levels. That’s why people are becoming so addicted and sales of Juul’s are through the roof. I’ve seen people lose their Juul for like 5 minutes and then freak the fuck out till they find it. Yelling like a Trump protester. LIKE CHILL YOU FEEN. It’s not that serious! Acting like you lost a Eighth, girl chill.

The high nicotine levels are why young people smoking Juul’s are so alarming. Starting out so young is gonna make them become crack heads for their next Juul hit. Kids already are doing it in class, trying to look cute for Stacy. Stacy, you can do better sis! Have standards. Juul smoke goes away quick and it’s odorless so most people can’t even tell. Parent probably have no clue their kids are smoking their little baby dicks upstairs before dinner.

I wonder how these will affect people’s lungs. They say it causes popcorn lung, which causes little small holes on your lungs, SCARY! But with this stuff being relatively new we have no clue what the long term effects are.

E-Cigs used to be these big ass dildo type things that only people who listened to Godsmack smoked, but with Juul’s being small, cute and sassy, it’s like the cool thing right now to have one. Well we need to stop this the only way possible, by bullying. The FDA is making these corny ass anti- Juul commercials due to the high popularity but that isn’t gonna do shit. Telling kids not to do something makes it more popular. We need to instead bully the fuck out of anyone smoking one.

Call your son a homo if he does. Tell your daughter only basic bearpaw type bitches smoke Juul’s. If you see someone at the mall smoking one, call them a fag. It may seem mean, but bullying is the only way we’ll get the youth to stop!!! If it doesn’t seem cool anymore, they’ll stop. Unless their addicted, if that’s the case get your kid into rehab mum! An addiction to Juul is soooo embarrassing! Save them now before it’s too late.

Xoxo god gives us something natural and y’all wanna instead smoke paint thinner smh

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